The Death Star was an inside job!!!

beezzer
I want to know why this was hoaxed so quickly.

Where is the NSA about all of this?

It will always be a hoax.

Because if it comes out as the truth, people might have to get outraged and that takes too much brain power and effort.

Back to my eggnog...

Peace

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That's funny - I already thought the comic was doing a good job before the switch to conspiracy mode.

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See, dis was wut happen !
And SnF!

I heard that the sith were seen planting explosives several weeks before this happened.Was the emperor behind it all along?

Christmas merry new year and happy

Glad that I am sad you not are

Happy are not you

Nice be people there out

Yoda you all a time good on own your or not you be wishes may

Force may the you be with

Failing that for one of the funniest things on you tube look up Eddie Izzard on the Lego Star Wars Death Star Canteen sketch.....absolutely hilarious, then follow it up with the Lego Beer Song

SLAYER69
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There is a disturbance in the farce....I mean, force

yes.....

i'm feelling the distrubance as well

beezzer
I want to know why this was hoaxed so quickly.

Where is the NSA about all of this?

Sorry but all files related to the destruction of the Death Star have been classified. Any research into the official story will be viewed as treason by the Empire.

lonegurkha
I heard that the sith were seen planting explosives several weeks before this happened.Was the emperor behind it all along?

hmmmmm...

interesting twist actually. or perhaps DV saw the future and had a glimmer of hope within himself that perhaps his twins did survive, and implanted the thought into the spy that got the info out.

DV, waited....

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Lol awesome..

Grim

Wookieleaks already exposed it as an inside job.

They also revealed that the empire secretly tapped the holodecks of diplomats such as Mon Mothma and Bail Organa. They also had vested interests in spice trafficking, which funded the development of the Kuat Shipyards.

Be thankful for wookieleaks and the many bothans that died to bring you this information.

Double post, sorry

So, nobody realised the plot was designed even before Luke was born ?

Check out who is Count Dooku and his relation to the Emperor. Its all classic Illuminati stuff, order ab chaos. I wonder where is Count Dooku now.

NullVoid
So, nobody realised the plot was designed even before Luke was born ?

Check out who is Count Dooku and his relation to the Emperor. Its all classic Illuminati stuff, order ab chaos. I wonder where is Count Dooku now.

He has been funding both sides of the war since the beginning!
After hauling a$$ with the goods when everything went down he decided to lay low for awhile...

Turns out Dooku is the creator of bitcoins AND the silk road.

Ak-

Those planes pulled "G" forces in those turns that were impossible. The planes have built-in safeguards that make such maneuvers impossible (for the protection of the passenger and crew), EVEN WHEN AUTOPILOT IS DISABLED. The only way those planes could have done those maneuvers is if their internal safety restraints were overruled from outside remote control - the force. This bit of information COMES FROM COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE PILOTS, and was widely available days after DeathStar incident when commercial pilots said what they saw was impossible.

but Luke did it anyway... I expect bigger DeathStar coming soon, lucky me, I'm with the Hutts

I think that those X-Wing fighters were drones.

Luke was probably in a trailer in Tatooine, sipping a beverage and watching the destruction remotely!

Great!
first sore this on youtube.

did you know that Dark Vader had just got a
new insurgence policy on the death star!

and why did the fifth battle cruiser blow up?
it was not any ware near the battle?

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Why was the Death Star designed to have such a vulnerability - an exhaust portal leading directly to the reactor? Surely this should have been well defended? Or were the guards ordered to stand down while practice drills based on the exact same scenario were carried out?

You do know there was a drill that day as well???

beezzer
I think that those X-Wing fighters were drones.

Luke was probably in a trailer in Tatooine, sipping a beverage and watching the destruction remotely!

That probably true!!!!!!! (added for effect)

The only evidence of his death is his Jedi robe on surveillance cameras. And even that can't be found because they decided to conveniently let the evidence burn in the planet atmosphere. Also, why are there reports from Endor that Lord Vader, Obi Wan and Yoda were seen together AFTER their deaths? And who other than the Empire has the capacity to fake their deaths?

Do we need this to clear up some confusion ?