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posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 09:42 PM
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Santa Claus was officially cleared for entry into the United States on Monday as federal agriculture officials waived stringent livestock checks on his nine reindeer.

The US Department of Agriculture announced in a light-hearted statement that a "Mr. S.Claus" of the North Pole was free to enter the United States with his reindeer from December 24 to December 25.


HO! HO! HO!



The USDA's festive statement was in keeping with agencies who acknowledge the existence of Santa Claus, albeit with tongue firmly in cheek.
www.breitbart.com...
The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD), which polices the skies above Canada and the United States, regularly tracks the progress of Santa Claus and his reindeer in realtime on its NORAD Santa Tracker (www.noradsanta.org).



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See ya on the flip side, Merry Christmas.
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posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 09:45 PM
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I love how the government *let* Santa in.... he don't need no stinkin' permission!

Other than that MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too StormDancer and all the other ATSer's who read this! I hope you enjoy your day, your family, your children, your fruitcakes (I know I already mentioned family, sorry), your prezzies, etc. etc. etc.



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posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 09:46 PM
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Was he x-rayed, groped and anal probed?


Or was he given the star treatment?

I can see the US borders ripping open all the gifts to inspect them.



posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 10:37 PM
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Merry Christmas, sitting here listening to some carols, ty.



posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 10:55 PM
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Merry Christmas to everyone. I hope you've been good so Santa will visit you tonight.
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posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 10:59 PM
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Lol no denying that picture.



posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 11:04 PM
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I Hope Santa is Prepared to deal with the TSA if need be . God Forbid they make him pull downs his Pants.............;0


MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ! .......Even those Liberal Progressives who are trying to Destroy It,,,,,,,,,,,;(


www.bizpacreview.com...

www.foxnews.com...


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posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 11:34 PM
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All I gotta say is HUMBUG




posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 11:41 PM
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But what about the possibility of deer flu?! Our country's surveillence systems and checks have become such a sham lately...lol.

I am pleased that the "big bad" still "allows" him in. Beneath all of the ice, they do have a heart lol.

Merry Christmas everyone!



posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 11:47 PM
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But.... but.... but...






posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 11:49 PM
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Zanti Misfit
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I Hope Santa is Prepared to deal with the TSA if need be . God Forbid they make him pull downs his Pants.............;0


MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ! .......Even those Liberal Progressives who are trying to Destroy It,,,,,,,,,,,;(


You know many of us have to make it through TSA to be home for Santa.
That may or mat not be Fun,,,, Depending on your idea of Fun


Then of-course Santa needs to make that Stop at the W H.

Let us Hope and Pray Santa goes there Last!
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posted on Dec, 24 2013 @ 11:56 PM
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Omg lol



posted on Dec, 25 2013 @ 12:23 AM
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PURE propaganda put out by the Whoville spin dept



posted on Dec, 25 2013 @ 12:40 AM
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roadgravel


Merry Christmas to everyone. I hope you've been good so Santa will visit you tonight.
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UFO's ARE real!



posted on Dec, 25 2013 @ 12:43 AM
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SANTA I KNOW HIM!!!!!!

Merry Christmas everyone!



posted on Dec, 25 2013 @ 01:07 AM
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HomerinNC
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PURE propaganda put out by the Whoville spin dept


Oh, it's clearly a snow job....



posted on Dec, 25 2013 @ 05:13 AM
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So they gave him permission to enter the US..

But no working visa? Meaning he can enter but can't deliver any presents.



posted on Dec, 25 2013 @ 06:35 AM
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HomerinNC
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PURE propaganda put out by the Whoville spin dept


he came to our house



posted on Dec, 25 2013 @ 10:25 AM
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Don’t say Christmas.

That’s the message that was conveyed to a group of soldiers at Camp Shelby by an equal opportunity officer from the Defense Equal Opportunity Management Institute, according to a soldier who attended a recent briefing.

“It’s unbelievable that the Army would ban ‘Christmas’ like it’s a bad word,” said Michael Berry, an attorney with the Liberty Institute, a legal firm representing the unidentified soldier.





Talk about Conspiracies , the PC Crowd is Now Attacking the Celebration of Christmas in the Military . They Should All be Shot ! .................



posted on Dec, 25 2013 @ 11:57 AM
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Santa's Reindeer had to get vaccinated as part of the process. Don't count on Santa being here next Christmas with his deer. They will lose their ability to fly because of the vaccines.

Boeing has agreed to design and produce a new craft for him so next year everyone needs to pay a Santa tax to their government to help pay for the technology. Everyone will be required to pay a hundred bucks to their governments next year to pay for this. This is a required tax.

Just kidding, Santa is smart enough to refuse vaccinations for his reindeer.






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