Hello from a long time thread stalker :)

Hello ATS community, sure feels good to be able actually talk to you guys now!! Ive been stalking your threads now for about 6 months... I actually randomly came across this site through a related sites page and boy im glad to have found it! Im on everyday on the "new" forum page checking everything i havent read about every hour! Ive always done this on my phone and never had time to create an account but decided to sit down and do so!! sooo yea, feels good.

reply to post by Duracell

Welcome to the asylum.

Beware of trolls.

Beware of over freindly men with girly avatars.

Pay me the $100 entrance fee

Welcome....Lets hear you extoll these some words a year from now. Listen to the first poster and pay the man his $100 Just kidding, hope you find what it is you seek. Peace OYM1262

reply to post by Duracell


Pay no mind to them, $100 is extortion.
Entry only costs the toe nail clippings from your left foot. And they can be sent via carrier Pigeon to me.

Welcome to ATS.


I'll need those clippings by next Wednesday....

reply to post by Duracell


welcome to ats duracell and have fun

reply to post by Duracell


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Thanks for all the welcomes everyone!!! now about those toe nail clippings.....,