posted on Dec, 22 2013 @ 02:05 PM
I was just having a dream where I was in the store picking out a shower curtain - but instead of picking one out based on the color I liked, or the
design, or something practical the lady showcasing them (who, by the way, was black and ran a very exquisite store) was showing me ones based on
things like "Considerate Shower Curtains" or "Inconsiderate Shower Curtains" "Religions Shower Curtains" or "Non-Religious Shower Curtains" and all of
Handing me those cards like the ones you can find in the store that show you the different paint colors, except they were blank, white cards with
values written on them in black typing.
I guess this is where I think our country has gone, and it is sick. Or something. I just woke up. But the shower curtain, by the way, was lacking any
useful shower curtain traits at all, all of them were!
They were all the same, boring, blank curtains - no character - and no functionality, either - well, they may have had functionality, but it certainly
was Spartan. I'm talking about straight-up, cheap white plastic shower curtains. All of them.
And here I was, picking out shower curtains based on characteristics that they adhered to but did not understand, when I really wanted to be picking
out shower curtains for things like designs and features I liked - although I didn't know this is the dream - I was really intensely considering the
different political opinions of the shower curtain choice.
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