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TSA for Kids.Here to help

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posted on Dec, 21 2013 @ 12:10 PM
Fear not children of America the TSA is your friend and is here to help you by
stop naughty people from boarding planes.

And to prove it the TSA just released a cartoon on youtube to help children like you
have a more positive screening experience and not to worry about any pat-downs
by nice TSA staff in blue uniforms,

This has nothing to do with training children to get used to a police state where
your stopped and checked as if its normal.(honest)


And of course to stop any bad people from posting any anti-tsa reply's on youtube
we have disabled the comments for you convenience to prevent any undesirable
free speech which might upset you.

Happy Christmas children and remember unlike Santa our naughty list of people
wont get reset at the end of the year so be good and do as your told.
(and that goes for you adults as well)

Blacklisted news

edit on 21/12/2013 by skuly because: im not telling you why so neeehy

posted on Dec, 21 2013 @ 12:13 PM

off-topic post removed to prevent thread-drift


posted on Dec, 21 2013 @ 12:20 PM
I can see why TSA would characterize itself as a dog drooling over small children, but why are the small children also characterized as dogs?

One is faithful and true, the other is rabid.

vid was in bad taste, sorry.
edit on (12/21/1313 by loveguy because: scrap the vid

posted on Dec, 21 2013 @ 12:26 PM
Thank God the Homeland is safe!
Good idea using dogs to make it more natural since they may be sniffing around your butt.
And TSA has stopped how many terrorists to date?
Money well spent ::cough:: how did we ever stay safe before Homeland Scrutiny?
Was this a billion $ cartoon? (Had to ask)
Stop, Scream. Go.
Got it.
edit on 21-12-2013 by Asktheanimals because: (no reason given)

posted on Dec, 21 2013 @ 12:34 PM
reply to post by skuly

So uha... TSA made a cartoon to let the kiddies know...
that it's perfectly alright to be strip searched by a grownup stranger...

And our tax dollars went to pay for this???

I need a drink... no, make that two drinks

posted on Dec, 21 2013 @ 12:41 PM

off-topic post removed to prevent thread-drift


posted on Dec, 21 2013 @ 01:34 PM
Revised Transcript:

SFX: Airplane
SON: Hey Dad, why do we have to stop here? I just wanna get on the plane...
DAD: Well, we have to stop-screen-go (Stop = Beep. Screen = Boooooooop. Go = Ding!) before we get on the plane. This is a bogus security checkpoint and those people work for TSA.
SON: looks kinda scary. I don't think Molly will like it..
DAD: Nah, it's not scary it just a waste of time. TSA officers think they are here to keep us secure. They are just the result of political knee-jerking.
SON: Stop-screen-go? What does that mean?
DAD: I dont know, some jerk in marketing probably suggested it.
TSA Officer: Thank you. Did you pack your bags yourself?. How long will you be travelling? Are these your kids sir?
DAD: ...and then we go.
SON: Wow, that was easy. What's next?
DAD: We stop! Like I said, political knee jerking.
MOLLY: (laughing)
DAD: Then we put our stuff in the bins and the machine screens it. Then we go.
SON: Do I need to take off my shoes, too?
DAD: Nope. Kids under 12 don't have to. But
your game system and Molly's bear need to take a ride.
MOLLY: Bye-bye, bear! Bye-bye!
SON: Do we get our toys back?
DAD: Maybe, TSA employs thieves and thugs. You just need to walk through that rectangle first. It's a metal detector. And then stand in another rectangle and get blasted with dangerous X-Rays, sometimes we have to do this twice.
SON: Do we have to stop-screen-go here, too?
DAD: No, if you want to exercise your Rights you can opt-out
SON: Stop.
SON: Screeeeeeennnnnnn and...
SON: OPT OUT!(makes jet sound)
TSA: Is your son taking medication.
SON: But wait...(makes brake sound). Mom, what's he doing with Molly's bottle?
MOM: Paranoia run deep in the TSA minds.
TSA Officer: This bottle must be destroyed.
SON: Are we all done?
DAD: Yep!
TSA Offficer: NO. Stay right there while we will frisk your kids for expolsive materials.
SON: Dad I'm getting scared, did I do something wrong
DAD: Yeah... that's what it takes to get ready for takeoff.
TSA Officer: You're welcome. Now step into the plastic holding cage while we act ineptly.
MOLLY: Bye-bye!
SFX: Airplane flying.

posted on Dec, 21 2013 @ 06:04 PM
The TSA is the German Shepherd, the other are whatever they are, the kid is not related to the parents / wrong breed.

Reminds me of a pack of dogs.


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