posted on Dec, 21 2013 @ 08:41 AM
To those lucky folks, including myself, residing in America's Central Time Zone, I'm overjoyed to announce 2013's Winter Solstice officially begins
at 11:11 a.m.
I can feel the synchronization approaching.
Flag and Star, Doc!
I'm expecting to make a purchase of some designer propcorn and washdown to go with the extra movie.
Wow 11 after 11 CST.. they must have fixed the wobble in the planet's rotation so that'd come out just right.
PREDICTION: In two and a half hours nothing big and evil will happen in Chicago, because my stored up Friday chili flatulence will be restricted to
DeKalb Co. It's going to be a long night, and my cold leftover chili is a weapon of mass repulsion.
I am also, in honor of the least daylight wearing my only solstice-worn-every-seven-years Peter Max t shirt,
"Saturday has a morning?"