Chuck Norris out splits Jean-Claude Van Damme

If anyone could do it. It would be Chuck.

And he wishes you a Merry Christmas as well.

reply to post by grey580


I gotta say.. That was brilliant
I laughed the while time....
Haha! Thanks for sharing that!!!

LOL good vid. And a Merry Christmas and Happy New year to all.

Kukri
LOL good vid. And a Merry Christmas and Happy New year to all.

As an avid wow player, I originally hated the internets take on chuck Norris jokes. The eventually became fun after ignoring the spam of jokes. This though, I completely tip may hat to. It fed into the god like chuck norris of the internet and animated it and very well I might add. The beard is a little thick but hey, go big or go home.

Haha very good.

Shame he didn't do anything for real to out do Van Damme though.

iT should be called "Chuck Norris out-splits Van Damme by CGI to make the American sheeple feel better about themselves!"
SAD
P.S: I miss the puke button.

Ranong
iT should be called "Chuck Norris out-splits Van Damme by CGI to make the American sheeple feel better about themselves!"
SAD
P.S: I miss the puke button.

To make American's feel better about themselves? This was a comedy. People are laughing at it because it's intended to be a good time, not a serious video. You need to smile.

Phaqing Chuck Norris!

That's fantastic. I'll take Chuck over Van Damme anytime.
I wish the TV would pick up on this the way they picked up on the other one ....

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I am smilin' my friend,.....but good oul' USA always has to come out on top! is my point. We all smiled and laughed at JCVD with his truck/split stunt.Bravo! but US of A can't let it end like that! no sirey bob! It's all fun an' games until joe public thinks Uncle Sam is in second place then ohooh! We need to fix this!! I know, lets make a daft commercal(piss take! as we say this side of the pond)with Chuck Norris making fun of jCVD and himself of course, i.e. the history of Chuck Norris jokes and all that but at the end of the day it needs to look like USA is A-OK! Read between the CHUCKles dude.

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Thats the whole point! It's ok boys and girls, we have Unkle Chuck to protect us, go back to sleep. shshsh.

Ranong
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I am smilin' my friend,.....but good oul' USA always has to come out on top! is my point. We all smiled and laughed at JCVD with his truck/split stunt.Bravo! but US of A can't let it end like that! no sirey bob! It's all fun an' games until joe public thinks Uncle Sam is in second place then ohooh! We need to fix this!! I know, lets make a daft commercal(piss take! as we say this side of the pond)with Chuck Norris making fun of jCVD and himself of course, i.e. the history of Chuck Norris jokes and all that but at the end of the day it needs to look like USA is A-OK! Read between the CHUCKles dude.

We both made assumptions but the truth is, we don't know his intent. I'm still stuck on why you'd assume he just have to one up someone because he is American. Do you know if the author is American? If yes, why'd you assume he did this for the reasons your stated?

I'm not attacking, just seems you are stereotyping all American's to be patriotic and worse that American's always need to be a better country than the rest.


If you haven't noticed this forum is full of Americans who state the obviousness of America being corrupt. We don't always need to one up other countries... Look at our living standards, education and distribution of wealth. We fall pretty low.

Ranong
iT should be called "Chuck Norris out-splits Van Damme by CGI to make the American sheeple feel better about themselves!"
SAD
P.S: I miss the puke button.

hahaha oh my god

wow
never read butthurt like that before.

is ok, jean smiled i am sure.

crikey lmao

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Nice superman costume there fella all american i take it oO

Ats never had a puke button, but if ya keep pouring them brewskies ya might not need one.

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You are dead right! I positively do NOT asume ALL Americans are A-ok unkle Samers. Like you said,this site is positive proof.(thats why I love ATS) but Im just havin' a pre-emtive strike at the members that ARE the unkle samers! At the end of the day Im just shoutin' out the first thing that pops into my head!(It's waaay after midnight here in Thailand) so my mindset is, we are all in a bar together shootin' the $h!T!

Peace
P.S: Im a BIG Bruce Lee Fan:

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That was hilarious!

I think I'll be sending that as my Christmas greeting to all my buds in the military. I know they will enjoy the chuckle.

Ranong
iT should be called "Chuck Norris out-splits Van Damme by CGI to make the American sheeple feel better about themselves!"
SAD
P.S: I miss the puke button.

I don't see how a cgi holiday parody video created by a Hungarian animation studio could make you say that.

It's a joke that I see you don't get.

Ranong
iT should be called "Chuck Norris out-splits Van Damme by CGI to make the American sheeple feel better about themselves!"

....and we're saying this is a bad thing?

It's the Christmas Season. Indeed..it's okay for people to feel good and even feel good about America, if only for a short time. Plenty will happen, soon enough to change all that. It always seems to.

Not every uplifting thread needs a rain cloud, in my humble opinion.

Don't worry, be happy!

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I'D rather be an "merican superhero than a pussy. MEAW!

Are... are those Tupolews? Because they seem to be, or are those Galaxys?


Heh, have seen more Tupolews than Galaxys in my life, I guess!