All I can think of is the Zombie Apocalypse diet.
Here's my article:
The Zombie Apocalypse: Chaos and Panic! But is it a reason to look unfashionable? No way Girlfriend. Read more about our Fashion Survival Tips, and
how an Apocalypse could Spice Up Your Love Life!
One shouldn't be too fat to run, but on the other hand one needs crucial fat reserves.
Thin people (and super-models) would soon collapse and make a snack for the living or the dead, but a figure that's just right could keep survivors
going until they find food supplies.
Make sure you get as many proteins as possible and carbo-load.
Don't trust the TV shows.
Rick Grimes may look all rough and sweaty on the "Walking Dead", but not everyone can awake from a lengthy coma and run about.
Only team up with people you really know or trust.
This will not only increase your chances of survival, but that fantasy of you being the last man or woman on earth with a "special friend" might
actually come true!
Just remember that when a previously morbidly obese friend - who is now slim and fit - masticates while staring at you, it's probably a good time to
Just work with the concept that a zombie apocalypse is no reason to look unappetizing, or so 2007.
When pockets of marooned survivors stumble upon you at the last moment, it would be advantageous to look worth saving and evolutionary valuable,
rather than looking like a starving Richard Dawkins in drag.
Hello people, we want to remember that this happened to THE most glamorous and important generation like EVER!
If Justin Bieber can still go on stage in chains and do a growling death metal version of "Baby", and a Zombified Kim Kardashain can still twerk her
silicone booty in plastic-wrap, then there's still hope for humanity and another Paranormal Activity movie.
Let's not forget that zombies are people too, and they can be medicated by beating them over the head with an FDA approved shovel every 4 hours.
Hey hipsters, let's remember to accessorize for the summer apocalypse!
It's all about tank-tops, blood splattered jeans and stubble for the guys, and shaven heads (zombies can't grab 'em), studded hot-pants, ethnic
bangles and ironic zombie t-shirts (think Rob Zombie) for the girls.
If you have to be all sicko, at least wear fake zombie ear or tongue necklaces.
They make them in China with 100 percent certified zombie workers ... duh.
Ripping off real cultures for fashion is so not liberal.
Enjoy the month, and never forget that looking killer is half the path to survival!
I think Einstein or Gandhi said that on Facebook.
Anyway - piece out boys and ghouls.
edit on 18-12-2013 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)