Millions of years ago when the dinosaurs discovered America.Nobody knew that it would become the greatest country on the face of the earth.A country
that would rise to heights never before seen.T-Rex would rule the newly discovered country with an ironclaw. Keeping the docile plant eaters under
control.Should they wake up and try to claim their rights.They would be eaten immediately to keep the children safe from thinking.Then the reptillian
space creatures caused an extinction of the ruling dinosaurs with the striking of the earth with a great comet called ison.
This led to the rise of the mammals.After the Annuki created man, things went down hill.Human civilizations would begin to rise across the world. The
American civilization would soon evolve,founded by humans from other countries,who would soon forget their own traditions in order to rule the
Years later the Mayans would claim Florida as a retirement paradise for their retired rulers.When the Mayans arrived the alligators slunk back into
the swamps of the everglades after losing the battle of The Bay of Pigs which was their sacred feeding ground.They could not stand against the Mayan
canes and wheelchair calvary as their numbers had been depleted by the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
This led to the American revolution which took place after the sinking of the USS Constitution in Boston Harbour when it was overloaded with tea after
a big party.The revolutionary war went on for years.When the british ran out of beer at Yorktown they had to surrender,As fighting the soon to be
Americans was no fun sober.
Of course this led to the civil war which was anything but civil.Luckily the Americans won, and all the natives were put on reservations,This did not
sit well with the natives as before they had been able to just walk in and get served at the restaraunt of their choice.They had never had to wait for
a table before.This led to the French and Indian war.The French speaking natives of Canada invaded to aid their brother natives,so they would never
have to stand in line for a meal again.
What led to the 9/11 assination of JFK remains a mystery even today.Some think that it was because he crashed PT109 into the world trade center....But
I am not convinced.It is also theorized that it was because he started WWII by invading Japan.He was fortunate that the Australlians came to the
rescue and won WWII.
After America beat the Italians in WWII,Spagetti and meatballs became the american national dish.This nutricious food allowed America to rule the
world.When Gordon Ramsey the famous chef, smashed a meatball in anger, the hamburger was born.This food more than any other would allow Americans to
intimidate the rest of the world into capitulation. After fries were added to the mix Americans became the largest humans on the planet and the rest
of the world trembled.
I can write no more as the NSA is sending the CIA with space monkeys to stop the truth about America from getting out.
12/15/2013 by lonegurkha because: (no reason given)