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Iran claims it has fired second monkey into outer space and safely returned him to Earth

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posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 12:56 PM
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The US has Astronauts, Russia has Cosmonauts?

What will Irans be called?


Iranonauts?

Islamanauts?

Persianauts?

I guess the LOLs have started already...


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posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 12:59 PM
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So far, they just seem to be doing a very good job of earning the title of...Forget-Me-Nauts.




posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 01:14 PM
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SLAYER69
The US has Astronauts, Russia has Cosmonauts?

What will Irans be called?


Iranonauts?

Islamanauts?

Persianauts?

I guess the LOLs have started already...


edit on 14-12-2013 by SLAYER69 because: (no reason given)


Well, it takes money to have a space program, so if it takes dough. . . .

Dough-nauts.



posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 01:46 PM
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Since their space program is not very memorable, perhaps we could call them "Forget-me-nauts"!



posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 01:46 PM
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He is my new Monkey Hero
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We will take over oh yes and Monkeykind will destroy Apekind and take our true calling of colonising the universe to grow our Monkeynuts and bananas.
Oooh aaaa aaaa aaa aaahhh!!!! (This is like your Mahaha Mahahaha evil laugh)
Oooh aaaa aaa aaa aaa (evil monkey laugh to fade)....



posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 02:07 PM
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Hey wait a minute....

I just realized, this is the 'Second' monkey. What happened to the first one?



posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 02:11 PM
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iRoyalty
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I have never seen a hint of evidence to show that Iran should be denied power, they have not started a war in over 100 year I believe? (correct me if I am wrong) The only reason is because they are buddies with Hezbollah and they overthrew the Shah (American puppet) in the 70's

Good on Iran, I hope they have a better future than what NATO has planned for them.


Correction you asked for...300 years +, not 100.



posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 02:11 PM
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We don't talk about that turncoat..we worshipped him as a Hero then he sold out and ended up in that new Katy Perry Video (rumours abound about If she is expecting his love monkey). Then he ended up on a plane with Beiber!!!.


Free Ikea Monkey BTW he is a true statesmonkey caged by the evil Apes.




posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 02:13 PM
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The FIRST Monkey? Oh... Umm.. Uhh... Yeah, that first one... Well.....

Hey, how'd you like that Gumbo? Pretty good eh?



posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 02:23 PM
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Too much monkey business for me 👍😀



posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 05:48 PM
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Strange about the first monkey they are supposed to have sent:




On January 28, 2013, AFP and Sky News reported that Iran sent a monkey in a "Pishgam" rocket to a height of 72 miles (116 km) and retrieved "shipment".[19][20] The Iranian media gave no details on the timing or location of the launch. After the launch there were many doubts as to the veracity of the Iranian claims, since the before and after flight pictures clearly showed different monkeys.[21] The doubt and confusion was caused due to the publishing of an archive photo from 2011 by the Iranian Student News Agency (ISNA). According to Jonathan McDowell, a Harvard astronomer, "They just mixed that footage with the footage of the 2013 successful launch."[22] On December 14, 2013, AFP and BBC reported that Iran again sent a monkey to space and safely returned that monkey from space.[23][24]



posted on Dec, 14 2013 @ 11:49 PM
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So...I vote Donuts

Here's why
"They are nuts" (naughts) according to many, even here at the hightly intellectual website we all get our LOL's and paranoia fix's with a little fact tucked away here and there

And Homer Simpson is fond of saying "Doh"
Homer Simpson works in a nuclear power plant.
Iran has Nuclear power plants.
With very likely men just like Homer working in them.

When Iran sends a monkey into space instead of Homer Simpson

He is call a Dohnut

Maybe



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