You know Chuck Norris is working for the NSA when..., page 1

Staafke

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 08:45 AM

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... he intercepts your data before you transmitted it.

Yeah, I went there, wanna fight about it?

Point is to see a thread with "when" replies, all for good laughs. But please be funnier than mine

Beartracker16

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 08:55 AM

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You know Chuck Norris is working for the NSA when Canada does their spying for them.
That's gotta take some stones.

Lazarus Short

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 09:05 AM

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You know Chuck Norris is working for the NSA...when your e-mail account roundhouse kicks you.

BlastedCaddy

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 09:12 AM

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reply to post by Staafke

Scut Farkas knocked out Chuck Norris. True story.

shells4u

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 09:14 AM

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You know Chuck Norris is working for NSA when his memos are written in Norris code...

Staafke

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 09:20 AM

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You know Chuck Norris works for the NSA when your Windows computer gets a BSON. A Blue Screen Of Norris.

NowanKenubi

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 09:57 AM

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... he gets at Staafke's house because...

Yeah, I went there, wanna fight about it?

...was said...

So sad.

IkNOwSTuff

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 10:31 AM

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You know Chuck Norris is working for the NSA when terrorists are so terrified of being spied on they start turning themselves in

Staafke

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 10:32 AM

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reply to post by NowanKenubi

Damn you!

Staafke

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 10:34 AM

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You know Chuck Norris is working for the NSA when chunks of data turn into Chucks of data.

PinealJockey

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 11:19 AM

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You know Chuck Norris is working for the NSA when...
The only secret Edward Snowden leaks to the Guardian is that he is about to die from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in 3...2...1...

Staafke

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 11:22 AM

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They once tried to make a Chuck Norris operating system. It failed, because Chuck Norris doesn't operate for anyone but himself.

Staafke

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 11:22 AM

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Staafke
They once tried to make a Chuck Norris operating system. It failed, because Chuck Norris doesn't operate for anyone but himself.

And the NSA....

NowanKenubi

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 11:54 AM

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Chuck Norris works for the NSA... ( No Such Actor )

luciddream

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 12:12 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't work, the work just get itself done.

13th Zodiac

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 01:11 PM

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You know Chuck Norris works for the N.S.A, when your intercepted emails, later arrive full of Spelling mistakes.

Staafke

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 04:17 PM

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You know Chuck Norris is working for the NSA when several of your volumes are Missing In Action.

spacedoubt

posted on Dec, 12 2013 @ 04:55 PM

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When your disk boots you and your data bytes back.

Staafke

posted on Dec, 13 2013 @ 01:21 PM

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You know Chuck Norris is working for the NSA when you dial a random number and he answers the call.

bigfatfurrytexan

posted on Dec, 13 2013 @ 10:19 PM

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