What Most Northern English People Really Want

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posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:08 PM
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There are few on here that might be into this..









(disclaimer: it's humour)




posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:11 PM
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Potential for a new political movement? I think so.



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:16 PM
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If only

Any place that doesn't do gravy with their chips should not be part of Northland.
Even though it is a joke I bet If we had a vote on it we would vote out

Funny I ran a pub in the east end and they (southerners/cockneys) were scared of me because of the way us northerners swear, they say the F word a bit pansy and wet like and we up north make the F word sound guttural and hard.
Never forget facing down about 15 southern softy students in my pub, 15 to 1 and they wet themselves and ran away.
Eee by gum those were the days.
edit on 7-12-2013 by boymonkey74 because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:16 PM
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What's that red box down there? Oh it's London. Wow,You mean to say there is life in the UK north of London!?



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:30 PM
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boymonkey74
If only

Any place that doesn't do gravy with their chips should not be part of Northland.
Even though it is a joke I bet If we had a vote on it we would vote out

Funny I ran a pub in the east end and they (southerners/cockneys) were scared of me because of the way us northerners swear, they say the F word a bit pansy and wet like and we up north make the F word sound guttural and hard.
Never forget facing down about 15 southern softy students in my pub, 15 to 1 and they wet themselves and ran away.
Eee by gum those were the days.
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Funnily enough I also had pubs down south, I wouldn't get away with it north of the border. The accent just allows them time to take a step back and think about it for a minute (before running away)



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:31 PM
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Och wheesht you!



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:40 PM
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I will smile politely and pretend I understood that....I too am from the North, but obviously not Northern enough lol



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:43 PM
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Hey, you are welcome as far north as you'd like, we'd like you..

Well you know what they say: "Once you've had Jock, you never go.. bock (back)"



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:45 PM
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"We'll take the Geordies and the Mancunians, but we dont want the scousers...
Ahh shoot, we'll take everybody!"



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:45 PM
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Plus we have the best water on earth up north.
The tap water in London actually made me ill.
Plus they don't have a head on their pints...well they did when I took over my pub, I ordered a load of sparklers so they had to have a head and most actually preferred it



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:47 PM
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Ah Scousers are a funny lot I would have em in, comedy value and If we need locksmiths, well they can get into any car can't they



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:48 PM
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AbdulAlhazred
"We'll take the Geordies and the Mancunians, but we dont want the scousers...
Ahh shoot, we'll take everybody!"


Favourite movie reference, have a Christmas star.





posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:49 PM
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Go on which movie?



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:50 PM
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Not sure I would survive another trip to Scotland...we have winding country roads here, but once you get off the motorway up there they are something else!
Are they designed that way to put off Southerner's? lol



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:50 PM
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boymonkey74
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Ah Scousers are a funny lot I would have em in, comedy value and If we need locksmiths, well they can get into any car can't they


They must be buggered now that most cars have electronic unlocking systems and dash cams.



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:53 PM
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Logos23
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Not sure I would survive another trip to Scotland...we have winding country roads here, but once you get off the motorway up there they are something else!
Are they designed that way to put off Southerner's? lol


Yes! We only take the brave and the completely insane, the rest are of no use to us.






posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:53 PM
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boymonkey74
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Go on which movie?


That would be Blazing Saddles



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 07:56 PM
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Damn! You evidently can put a lot of meaning into four letters. I stand in awe of your professed ability.
Please don't cuss me out!

(Now how do I stick one of those little green thingies here?)



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 08:01 PM
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Cheers for the star. Glad you got the reference!



posted on Dec, 7 2013 @ 08:02 PM
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Ramcheck

Logos23
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Not sure I would survive another trip to Scotland...we have winding country roads here, but once you get off the motorway up there they are something else!
Are they designed that way to put off Southerner's? lol


Yes! We only take the brave and the completely insane, the rest are of no use to us.





Well based on my previous trips to Scotland.....that sure does explain a lot!

Only kidding....well mostly
LOL





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