David Cameron's Coming To Town

Had to share this mash up of this song, just seen it on some other boards I visit but can;t find original source, all over the net at the moment so forgive me if moist have already read it



You better pay up, I'm telling you why, Mr Cameron’s coming to town.
He's making his cuts, checking them twice, he doesn't think that benefits are nice, Mr Cameron’s coming to town.
He sees where you are sleeping, he knows if a bedrooms spare,
That empty bed cant hide from him, he can tell if no one's there.
And if you've any children, and they number more than two,
You'd better hide the others,
or he'll tax you for them too!
He can't wait for April, he's planned who he will curse,
With extra cuts so he can make Next Years Christmas worse.

Bravo BRavo

give that man a brandy an a mince pie....before the execution... shame we don't have hanging no more here . he would have hung nice from a big spruce.

merryxmasBOx

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Here here! Good riddance to that man when he goes. I'll vote anybody to get him out. S&F for you OP.

Haha, I love this stuff. Here's a little something I wrote last year as a reaction to the cross-party choir.


On the twelfth day of Christmas ole Davey took from me,
Twelve nurses nursing,
Eleven street a-lightings,
Ten builders building,
Nine jobs a-paying,
Eight docs attending,
Seven cops policing,
Six pensions paying,
FIVE NEW TAXINGS!
Four hacking nerds,
Three AAA's
Too many cuts,
And a duck house for a moat-ee.



Ding Dong merrily I'm high,
The co-alitions singing.
Ding Dong wearily you cry
The taxes - keep 'em raising.

Gloria! A second house in Chelsea!

House of Commons here we go!
The budget will be smokin',
As you know, you know, you know,
Austerity keeps you broken.

Gloria! A second house in Chelsea!

As the GDP declines,
We still eat fancy dinners,
Even with your overtime,
Your wallets getting thinner!

Gloria! A second house in Chelsea!