....[static buzz].... AND WE'RE BACK!
We're back folks, and I don't know about You, Bob, but that Time-Warp even gave my headset a headache.
I hear that Rob and I bet that a few of our fans' heads are still spinning as we speak.
You can bet that Bob, but that's the price we're all willing to pay for classic Calvinball!!
You can say that again Rob, and this is some classic Calvinball indeed, we've seen victory, tragedy, betrayal, and some fine tuna sandwiches.
Damn Fine Tuna Sandwiches indeed Bob and it looks like Play is about to resume... Yes! The referees have finally untied all that spaghetti and play is
set to resume here as this Epic Conflict unfolds.
Rob you said Epic and that word gets thrown around, but I haven't seen Calvinball like this since Einstein took on Mao Tse Tung back in 1954. And
that's the match, as you might recall, where ...
AND THE'RE TAKING THE FIELD!, sorry Bob... Cut you off there... That '54 match, that's the famous Hindenburg Ruling?
Exactly Rob, but what most folk miss is that the dirigible is totally beside the point. See, Einstein tried to...
AND SHE'S ON THE PITCH! It's Red-Headed-Edna the head-dented captain of the Denver Dementos! And she's loaded for bear!
I'll say she is Rob, what is that she's packing? A salami sub?
No my friend that is a cappacuolo grinder!!, which i might add is fully legal after the the Peckinpah Rulings... Now Edna takes her place in the
batter's box and carefully places the hockey puck on top of the frozen turkey with her left hand, in the banned Canadian Style. The crowd approves,
polite murmurs swell, and certain ne'er-do-wells scatter popcorn to the breeze, in the banned Canadian Fashion, things could get hot here today...
You can say that again Rob, ever since Football got confused with Soccer, and Australian Rules Football, And Canadian Bacon came into play...
AND SHE'S OFF!! It's Red-Headed-Edna with a triple-full-half-gainer! She launches the puck into enemy territory! Opening the round!.. And freeing the
terrier to advance to square two! She's smiling, She KNOWS what shes done!
With a loud "Road-House!" she kicks the mule over the Mason-Dixon Line and Thirdbaseman Humphreys goes for it!
HE GOES FOR IT!
Edna doesn't move
Edna doesn't care
He's Going to get it!
I KNEW SHE WOULD DO IT!
Did you know she would do it?
I KNEW THAT SHE WOULD DO IT!
She stared at the crowd with her steely eyed stare, that far-far-away one that she learned from Spiff...
Who Else? I mean C'mon here, I knew that she was going to do it
I HEAR THAT, and I mean that THEY KNEW, i mean that THEY knew that SHE was going to do it TOO.
Damn right they did, and then she did it. A full double reverse half Wittgenstein.
That's super-mega-ultra-points isnt that right Bob?
waitaminute I'm Bob?
AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH....[static buzz]....
edit on 11-11-2015 by uwascallywabbit because: edited for fnords