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posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:01 AM
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I kick the soccer ball onto the baseball diamond, and start the clock.




posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:03 AM
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reply to post by Aleister
 


*takes a large dump in the middle of the field*

feacalBox



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:07 AM
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The end



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:11 AM
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n00bUK
The end


A great game fellas. A classic calvinball tourney!



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:18 AM
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hold on a sec that was pregame jitters,

*doing the dog funbox starts rearranging the lines on the pitch , the brown markings start to shape a large five pointed star within a five pointed star*

ahh better , nothing worst than running around with sticky paint chaffing..

now wheres that squashed ball gone?

*espies it*

relievedBox



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:32 AM
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You won the first game, so here's your trophy.



But your second game start looks promising from the Goodyear blimp, which is closely following the action:


edit on 4-12-2013 by Aleister because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:38 AM
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The score is still Q to 12.



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:40 AM
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*looking up hes sees the luminous looking fat ship in the middle distance, snippets of words filter across from the roaring crowd 'goodyear therefore aliens' 'go funBox' , whats that smell?, and tnuctnuc tnuc tnuc

from point to point 12 legs take perfect aim.. the crowd roars as the egg sail high , gasps as a huge fireball comes plunging towards the increasingly brown stained stadium.. a cone of silence falls on funBox as he unties his knotted legs he looks up and the burning inferno filling his gaze...

hotBox



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:45 AM
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*OPPOSITE ZONE*!!!

Therefore, all balls will have to be shot counterclockwise! Go!



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:57 AM
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can we evacuate this stadium first tho ref? im sure thell let us play in the mall carpark nextdoor.. getting a bit hot here and quite frankly the spectator are starting to stink up the place. like being at a # BBQ

*peers through the thin veneer of glass at the lurkers*


funBox



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 07:58 AM
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I believe that was a penalty. You need to run to the wickets near the vortex spot, not the boomerang zone. That will cost you jumping jacks and the Penalty Song.



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 08:15 AM
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*funbox takes the scalpel and gently removes his swimming trunks, carefully ensuring to removes last decades layer of unwanteds, he sidles up to the vortex spot with a gleam in his eye*

fancy a bit of a squeeze baby, looking ripe and ready !

funBox



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 09:26 AM
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Breaking News!

There has been a trade of the 2 most superstars of the league. Aleister traded for funbox! ( or the other way around. )

You can now resume the game.
edit on 4-12-2013 by NowanKenubi because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 12:48 PM
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I slamdunk the soccer ball onto the third base, scoring a Grand Hole in One Goal.



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 02:55 PM
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parad0x122
I slamdunk the soccer ball onto the third base, scoring a Grand Hole in One Goal.


Whoops, by doing that you have unleashed the Harlem GlobeGladiators, who approach from all directions and began the paintball massacre of 2013.



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 03:10 PM
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Aleister
Whoops, by doing that you have unleashed the Harlem GlobeGladiators, who approach from all directions and began the paintball massacre of 2013.


This might possibly be the best thread I've read on here, I'm glad you guys have a sense of humor hahahah.
Oh, annd Aleister:

*continuing*

The paintballs whizz by me until eventually I'm stricken, resulting in a Red flag and 7 minutes in the penalty box.



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 03:26 PM
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parad0x122

Aleister
Whoops, by doing that you have unleashed the Harlem GlobeGladiators, who approach from all directions and began the paintball massacre of 2013.


This might possibly be the best thread I've read on here, I'm glad you guys have a sense of humor hahahah.
Oh, annd Aleister:

*continuing*

The paintballs whizz by me until eventually I'm stricken, resulting in a Red flag and 7 minutes in the penalty box.


You forgot the ants in the penalty box! Each antbite deducts pears from your total score, and with the amount of ants swarming over you, you are soon tied to the mast from Les Mis and made to carry it towards one of twenty goal lines. The spectators flee.
edit on 4-12-2013 by Aleister because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 05:29 PM
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Rook to Queen's Bishop Three, and I stole the batteries so you have to play 5 minutes of laser-tag naked.



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 05:38 PM
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I throw a deck of cards at the bullseye, which turned out to be a bunny-eye, since there is a bunny in play.
This results in loss of time and turns for everyone else due to rabbit-hole-dom, so, I go again and swing for the bleachers with:

Because is why.



posted on Dec, 4 2013 @ 06:05 PM
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why is everyone still fully clothed? ...

*ref turns outside of the field markings and shouts 14 X decibels for rampant wonderland periodization*
ahh ref don't deduct 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000popgoth000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 apples, ive already turned my inside out jacket upside down I don't wish to start from the end again

*the crowd reanimates from ashes and fills the smokey brown stadium blue with the chants of 'off off off off off'

could anyone lend me there peashooter?

funBOx





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