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"We went to go to this botanical garden at a college close by. Last night I had cider, it was causing me some discomfort as we got to the college. As soon as we got there an uncontrollable urge to isht came over me, it was all I could think about. With my butthole quivering and struggling to retain the contents of my colon, I ran into this student center and frantically searched for a mens room, but to no avail. It was then that I realized I was at an all womens college. There wasnt going to be any mens rooms. Sheer panic came over me. My heart began to beat faster and faster followed by profuse sweating. It was now or never. This isht was coming.
Finally I came upon a womens room. I struggled with my choice, but it was clear what I had to do. I mustered up some courage and went in running by two women who went running out of the bathroom with fear on their faces. Lucky for them because shortly after I unleashed the fury upon the womans room toilet. The sounds and smell were epic I assure you. But my nightmare wasnt over.
I wiped up quickly washed and strategically looked out as I cracked the door slightly. The coast was clear or so I thought. I made my move when I noticed the two who were in the bathroom and several other women with puzzled and angry looks on their faces glaring at me.
Their looks pierced me. I had to run away shouting I am sorry I had to do it!!! Finally I met up with BLANK and left the area immediately."
reply to post by tadaman
Thank you, I needed a laugh
A few years back the uk was in the grips of one of those stomach bugs (they never bother me) and I was in a very long queue on the motorway. The other side of the motor way was also standing still. High up in my cab I could see across to the other side and I noticed a guy get out of his car. He was doubled over, obviously in pain. He stood buy his car and one handedly pulled down his trousers. At first I thought he was a perve but then all of a sudden a he erupted from both ends at the same time! A few seconds later the guy in the car behind him leapt from his car and vomited, then another guy did the same!
I was in stitches LOL but felt really sorry for the first guy. I think the other two vomited because they saw the first guy.
God help me that was frighten hilarious, ty for that story, it was Even funny while I sit here listening to Christmas music. Somehow I think Christ had a laugh at it too!