Leading geneticist says we are a hybrid of Pigs and Chimps

reply to post by daryllyn


I love Bacon!

And the missing link is................................................................

Drum roll,

No wonder they never told us. LOL

Cannibalism during a complete social collapse is sounding good. Ummmm bacon

Man bear pig is real just ask Al Gore.
man bear pig...Pics and everything

reply to post by IkNOwSTuff


Animal genes cannot be inserted into human genes; and chimp cannot become human.

This is wild speculation.

Some whites are fascinated with the idea that a superior human race (gods) created earth humans. This is humbug.

Similarity in biology does not mean animals and humans are same. Animals and humans are different and cannot converge.

reply to post by OccamsRazor04

You're right. This is worse than I thought, they had some real swinger stuff going on back then. I bet if you look close enough you see some bunnies got in on the action at some point.

Of course, the bunny variable. How did I miss that?

But you'd better watch out, your findings could ruffle the feathers of TPTB. Pig monkeys they can deal with; it's the beaver/duck/otter/reptile/bunny that they're afraid of.

I'm going to lay low for a while until this blows over.

reply to post by SovereignEve

WHAT IF?! what IF?! would this imply we are in fact cannibals?!
We do slaughter and eat our pig brethren mercilessly. . .
Is it even worse that bacon tastes so yummy?!

I'm joking, of course.
Don't want to risk anyone thinking I'm actually being serious.

Isn't is sad that we have to add disclaimers on posts like that these days?

daryllyn
Does this mean I am part bacon?

I am totally fine with that, if that's the case. Just sayin..

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This is so asking for an off-topic comment...

On topic I have never wondered what Chimp tastes like...is that odd?

abeverage
On topic I have never wondered what Chimp tastes like...is that odd?

It tastes 98% like human.

Which is to say delicious.

Here is some more high quality info about this hypothesis:

www.macroevolution.net...

reply to post by IkNOwSTuff


The alien-intervention idea is seductive - but - this is entirely plausible. And for what it's worth, kinda consistent with the "bio-history" provided in the Bible's Genesis chapter (humans came last).

Why doesnt this happen more often?

reply to post by daryllyn


Might start looking at people as huge bacon sandwiches

reply to post by AugustusMasonicus


Maybe with a little daddys sauce, some pickles and cheese, you know the polynesian cannibals referred to humans not of there own tribe as long pigs, now I am making tasteless comments.

reply to post by ImaFungi


It does. Check it out:

asciikewl
Here is some more high quality info about this hypothesis:

www.macroevolution.net...

reply to post by IkNOwSTuff


error ... delete please...

soficrow
reply to post by IkNOwSTuff

 

The alien-intervention idea is seductive - but - this is entirely plausible. And for what it's worth, kinda consistent with the "bio-history" provided in the Bible's Genesis chapter (humans came last).

Bible's genesis story is false.

Aliens have come to earth and there is mixing of races (including mixing of intelligent humans with lower developed tribals). But this is mixing of humans, not between human and chimps.

If you have any doubts, try it with a chimp and see if an offspring is produced.

reply to post by GargIndia

...this is mixing of humans, not between human and chimps.

If you have any doubts, try it with a chimp and see if an offspring is produced.

The source says the mixing is between chimps and PIGS - not chimps and humans. The references cite numerous examples of hybridization in nature.

reply to post by IkNOwSTuff


It remains as a possibility until there is a further proof.
Though not many will be open to this theory, Especially Bible fetishists.

peace.

Is that the reason pork aint kosher?