reply to post by spartacus699
There is nothing wrong with being over prepped. Im in the UK and im not a prepper, well i do have a few solar chargers but im not ready for any major
event that "may" occur..
Its better to be safe than sorry..
IMHO If your British then there's not much point in expending a great deal of time and money prepping, after all where the hell can we go, we live on
an island? The best we could hope for is the mountains of Wales and Scotland but the chances are they will already teeming with welsh and Scots.
MY PLAN FOR SURVIVAL
Water = It falls out of the sky (almost every day here in Wales) nice and clean no problem there
Food = once all the pot noddles have gone and the shops are empty it will be time to hit the wildlife loads of birds (like the water also in the sky)
particularly pigeons. Plenty of rabbits sheep and ponies on the hills, squirrels and deer are also available but a little harder to catch.
However because there will be so many after the wildlife I think it would be prudent to eat people first this would give the wildlife a bit of a
chance to heavily populate in the hills and what little woods we have.
I think Chavs would be the best bet for an immediate food source and the females tend to be obese so easy to catch. I won't eat dogs or cats though
(only as a last resort) as they themselves eat the crap that the chavs have left over so would likely as not cause some sort of ill health, their fur
would be handy for clothes though. After consuming chavs I would next eat eastern Europeans, this would not be out of racism but simply because many
of them know where all the nut trees and mushrooms are so it would make sense to eat them after they have been stuffing up on healthy wildlife.
Shelter = Well there is plenty of shelter and materials to make shelter readily available and if you do it right will last for years and years, just
think of all the people across the planet that our governments steals taxes for in order to get them out of perfectly good tin shacks .
Heat = I recently experimented with an old deep fat fryer, I emptied it so as there was only the gooey crap and burnt fries left at the bottom of the
steel tub. Without any alteration when I set it alight, it burned a good hot flaming inferno for over an hour and boiled a kettle (Asda camping with
a whistle on it) in about 10 minutes.
This tells me that if about 3 ounces of oily goo will burn for an hour then an 18 stone Chav (including see through black leggings , pink thong and
leopard skin top) should burn for half a week, no need to touch a tree or tyre. The human burning process was covered in an experiment investigating
claims of spontaneous human combustion using a pig, and as chavs eat primarily processed pork product then we are clearly on a winner.
I haven't included seafood on my survival menu because shore fishing has been taking a hiding recently so it's best to eat humans which are plenty
until the coast recover.
So there you go how to survive on an overpopulated island WTSHTF .