I am the Messiah

Hello, I was born in one of the suboceanic base of Europa 700 years Ago. It came to my knowledge that I was the true and only Messiah when I was 14 years old. My mother is a Reptilian that migrated in this solar system from the Draco constellation and my father is a Human from Alpha Centauri. I came to earth 75 years ago to study humans of Terra before the contact. Today is the day I make my self known and start the unification of Humans and Reptilians.

Also note that everything said above was just for my own amusement, imagining the faces of people reading the first lines made me laugh as I was writting it. Im just a regular guy from Canada who enjoys a good laugh. Im passionate about Astrophysics, Theology, Sociology and Mathematics. I am Skeptical by nature but also realise that under the laws of physics we know of today, pretty much everything is possible.


Cheers!

Well, I find that hard to believe, since I am actually the Messiah. He who believes in me shall never die, more or less.

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My first response to your opening paragraph was 'Oh no, not another one.' But then read the rest.

Welcome! Look forward to reading your posts!

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Hah! Nice intro. You seem like you'll fit right into this madhouse
Welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay!!
And make sure you dance into every thread


Peace and love
-nat the blue eyed cat-

Think you should've stuck with the half reptllian half human messiah persona instead of some candian guy.

Joking. Welcome! Someone will be here shortly with bacon.

You're both telling porkies, The Messiah is an 'Ossie bloke..so there. OP, you can return to Alpha Centauri!

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Your not the Messiah , your just a very naughty boy/ girl lol



Welcome

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Welcome to ATS Golantrevize. Glad you're here.

Oh BTW & FYI, pretty sure much of the US has a bag limit of 6 on reptilians so keep a low profile.

Golantrevize
Today is the day I make my self known and start the unification of Humans and Reptilians

Announcing your divinity on a conspiracy website is not quite as dramatic as riding into Jerusalem on the back of an ass, but WELCOME to ATS.

Isittruee
Think you should've stuck with the half reptilian half human messiah persona instead of some candian guy.

No kidding on that one!

Being Canadian on ATS means one of two things....
1. You accidentally Googled "Fresh Poo-tine"
2. You are a Moderator

What ever the case.... I hope you find what you're looking for.

P.S. - I think you could be a good messiah, just keep practicing. Start with ants or mosquitos and work your way up to mammals. Who knows, one day you might even save Rob Ford!

Bassago
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Welcome to ATS Golantrevize. Glad you're here.

Oh BTW & FYI, pretty sure much of the US has a bag limit of 6 on reptilians so keep a low profile.

Good point, Earthlings have a history of eating reptiles, including Lizards... and Crocs and Snakypoos and so on.

Ironic that, since we're supposed to be afraid of alien Lizards.

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pretty much everything is possible.

Even giant purple poke-a-dotted elephants having laser tag in the sky at the same exact moment that my potato plant blooms in my garden?

ManOfHart
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pretty much everything is possible.

Even giant purple poke-a-dotted elephants having laser tag in the sky at the same exact moment that my potato plant blooms in my garden?

Yup

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Good to meet you, and you'll like it here. We're all reptilians!

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IF our Universe is infinite I would say that whatever you can think of can happen.

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What you said in your introduction is normal around here... nothing new. I was actually disapointed to see that you were only kidding

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Hey Bro, please don't use misleading thread titles.
I clicked this thread because I thought you were actually the messiah. (-_-)

Lolz.

welcome to ATS!

Good Stuff! I actually was grabbed by the headline but laughed my A** off in the second point. Man that human curiousity.

Welcome, eh.

NO! I am the Messiah! And I am here to deliver the pure and eternal truth that you are all screwed unless you do it yourself.

Obama for 2016!