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Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West

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posted on Nov, 20 2013 @ 11:44 PM
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www.theonion.com...



WASHINGTON—In a 45-minute video posted on Tibetan websites Thursday, Tsuglag Rinpoche, leader of the Buddhist extremist group Kammaṭṭhāna, threatened to soon inflict a wave of peace and tranquility on the West.

Speaking in front of a nondescript altar surrounded by candles, burning sticks of incense, and a small golden statue of the Buddha, Rinpoche did not specify when or where an assault of profound inner stillness would occur, but stated in no uncertain terms that the fundamentalist Buddhist cell plans to target all Western suffering.

“In the name of the Great Teacher, we will stop at nothing to unleash a firestorm of empathy, compassion, and true selflessness upon the West,” said Rinpoche, adding that all enemies of a freely flowing, unfettered state of mind will be “besieged with pure, everlasting happiness.” “No city will be spared from spiritual harmony. We will bring about the end to all Western pain and anxiety, to all destructive cravings, to all greed, delusion, and misplaced desire. Indeed, we will bring the entire United States to its knees in deep meditation.”


One can only dream....




posted on Nov, 20 2013 @ 11:53 PM
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The Onion is not real news, it is meant as comedy.



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 12:00 AM
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posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 12:02 AM
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Brilliant. Bravo.



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 12:02 AM
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I'm thinking the OP knows that - hence the reason for the post. Point is what is lacking in this crazy world IS a sense of humor.

Imagine what it would be like if we'd all lighten up a bit!



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 12:02 AM
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Lol. The emperor has no clothes. A shining example of what organized religion doesn't offer. The video makes me picture the ot God talking like this about Isreal's enemies.
"I shall send a spirit among them, unto their first born, and it shall be made of....CANDY"



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 12:10 AM
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Wow, trollz really do have no sense of humour. Poor trollz.



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 12:33 AM
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That's gold.

On so many levels.



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 12:37 AM
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i know all about the Onion but I still wanted to star and flag this post because even as satire, it is most excellent. Why can't I S&F this thread so others can explore it, then praise it or laugh at it?

I had a thread such as this moved to the Lol Forum once.

Apparently (and sadly), peace and optimism is a ludicrous online lie.

abovetopsecret.com



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 12:43 AM
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I say bring it!!

We'll bomb bard those good natured hippies with so much Miley Cyrus, Kardashians, and Barbra Streisand, they'll never make it to the god gate!

To mess with America is to step in taint that'll never wash off!!

MUAHAHAHAHA!!



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 01:23 AM
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I guess satre is not allowed or at least our personal opinions on it are not allowed.



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 04:58 AM
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*showers FyreByrd in nyquil, zanax, valium, and a whole turkey*

calm down !!!!!!!




posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 05:08 AM
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OMG! I love the Onion - always good stuff!
thanks for posting the article

xox
-kissy



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 07:09 AM
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Oh that is brilliant!

an Extremist Buddhist.

rotflmao



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 07:50 AM
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....threatened to soon inflict a wave of peace and tranquility on the West.



Peace and Tranquility!!! IT BURNS!!!!! GET IT AWAY!



posted on Nov, 21 2013 @ 02:21 PM
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winofiend
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*showers FyreByrd in nyquil, zanax, valium, and a whole turkey*

calm down !!!!!!!





LOL - but damn - I just wanted to lighten the place up (myself included) and this just made my day.





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