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posted on Nov, 19 2013 @ 08:30 PM
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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?
To get to the other side!

General Custer was marching his army into Little Big Horn and in the distance they could hear the Sioux war drums. One of the soldiers yells, "that does not sound good."
Then an Indian yells back "That's not our regular drummer!"

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe.




posted on Nov, 19 2013 @ 08:35 PM
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

~tenth



posted on Nov, 19 2013 @ 08:36 PM
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Why dont blind people skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog.



posted on Nov, 19 2013 @ 09:47 PM
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A blind man walks into a dapartment store with his seeing eye dog, shortly after he starts swinging the dog around by; the collar, an employee asks the "what do you think you're doing?" The blind man said" I"m just having a look around!"



posted on Nov, 19 2013 @ 10:20 PM
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Here is something seasonal:

What goes ha ha ha ha ha ha plop?

A turkey laughing its butt off.




posted on Nov, 20 2013 @ 12:01 AM
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for christmas?

Because he felt his presents.



posted on Nov, 20 2013 @ 05:24 AM
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The internet is an amazing thing, One minute I'm at work looking up random pages passing the time. The next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.





 
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