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posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:09 AM
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Okay, this has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever read, ever.




All I can say is: Really?

I can get not being into Freemasons or rosicrucians, S&B that sort of thing. Obviously Necromancy is kinda off-kilter for modern society. Sure Twilight sucks but I don't think it's 'demons will possess you' bad.

But, really?

If demon's haven't got anything better to do than possess hipster vegetarians and RPG nerds then what are we afraid of?

I mean seriously Lord of the Rings opens you to demonic possession? And Dungeons and Dragons? Gimmie a break kids.

So what are your thoughts on this gem ATS.




posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:17 AM
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Oh goodness... Lets see how many ways I qualify?

#Freemasonry: Half a check..I don't see them as evil. Oops!
#Astrology: Errr... I forgot to check my Horoscope! (gasp) Where is...err..nvm.
#Tarot Cards: Hmm... They never gave me good news anyway. Demons I'll buy for that.

#Ouija Boards: See above and double down for good measure.
#Remote Viewing: Bahh.. Obviously listed by someone who has not had the pleasure of experience
#Wicca: Hey...I represen....errr...resent that remark!
#LOTR: Hey now, what does he have against a level 30 fighter with strong party skills? Oh..the movie or the game?

#Vampirism: I'd take it more seriously if they spelled it properly.
#Harry Potter: Okay, that's it.. (takes deep breath)

I give up... whoever wrote that needs to get a life.

Nice share though! It's good to know real people exist that actually have that level of fear for the world around them. Scary, but good to know.



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:18 AM
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LOL

why are you shocked... the very first word is "beloved" which means Christian preacher...




posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:23 AM
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They should add "religious non-sense stapled to telephone poles" to the list



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:27 AM
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Stupid is as stupid does.



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:27 AM
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Lol.. if this would be true .. but lucky you this is a pamphlet from short dogme film "Ivy League Exorcist"
Huffinton post

Now you are all allowed to breath.. and continue. Sure some of those actions are more sinister so keep cautious what you do


But this is kinda funny as it shows how some things gets a life of their own...
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posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:29 AM
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This list is hilarious but I think my personal favorite is levitation. Kids these days with all their levitation! Don't they realize they are inviting demonic possession?!



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:31 AM
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Exactly how I felt Wrabbit. If this is the case I have been harboring demonic spirits since 1990 at least.
But what is more, people actually believe this hogwash.

Satan hearts vegetarians... apparently.



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:31 AM
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Wow, lord of the rings, raves and heavy metal are mentioned in the Bible? I don't remember that..
95% of those things have nothing to do with the Bible.
Someone is trolling in a news paper as a "Christian". No logical person, Christian or otherwise, would believe all of that.

Guess I should stop levitating now, dang it..
I like how it points out the Church of Satan. So you're saying as a Christian, one shouldn't go to a Satanic Church?



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:34 AM
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well, obviously. The funny thing is I found thos on the Facebook page 'Illuminati Killers' which is a very contradictory page.

But to me it is astounding the level to which some folks stoop. Unbelievable.



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:34 AM
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I wonder, do you get a separate demon for each one? Because if so,

Well, you must avoid me at all costs. I apparently have many, and I like to share!



Seriously, these types of people usually need to clean up their own demons, instead of worrying about mine.



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:37 AM
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Thank you for the enlightenment.

I was beginning to worry my necromancy might be attracting demons...

I'm gonna go troll that FB page now...

*walks off whistling*



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posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:38 AM
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Yeah, Hilarious. I think my favorite was 'Necromancy' it's all the rage they say.



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:39 AM
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Hey! I just noticed, Wicca is on the list, but Witchcraft isn't.
Dammit!!! One less demon.



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:40 AM
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Each leg of the octopus wears a different mask and tells everyone they should avoid spending time with the other 7 legs.

They all feed the same belly.



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:41 AM
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I like how it points out the Church of Satan. So you're saying as a Christian, one shouldn't go to a Satanic Church?


I think it may be frowned upon, in fact.



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:43 AM
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Let's see...

I've got the heavy metal demon (listening to Slayer)

the LOTR demon

The D&D demon (he's cool)

a few others...

They're like Pokemon!



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:46 AM
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I must be a devil that sprang earthly legs to walk among you all because I fall into several of those categories. hahaha



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:52 AM
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And what is up with the miss spelling of that thing we can't discuss? I've never seen it spelled like that. And does that mean if you spell it the other way, you don't get a demon?



posted on Nov, 18 2013 @ 10:54 AM
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Both are correct actually.

I'm sure the demon still comes in the bottom of the box though.



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