posted on Nov, 13 2013 @ 02:53 PM
I come forward to talk to you today about the atrocities going down in this house. These grievances MUST be aired! I understand the risk in being a
whistleblower with the way this current administration handles them, but the truth must come out and if not me, who else? Certainly not that new girl,
Sunny I think her name is. She is a total sheep. But I've grown to learn the reality behind the deception that is the Obama administration. Who am I?
Just call me Deep Bark.
First a little back story. I joined the first family back in 2008 as a naive little guy. My original people weren't working out and some nice people
got us together and brought me to the White House. At first, I was awestruck. All this room to explore! So many new sites and smells! What was a guy
to do? And in the beginning all was fine, Barack gave the right attention and looked like he was doing great things. The walks were long and the belly
rubs satisfying. But it wasn't long until doubt started to set in...
All of a sudden we stopped talking as frequently and he kept looking at this strange box with people living inside of it. I'm not sure why he kept
doing it because he was never happy after having watched it. Then he'd start heading to this peculiar office following these uptight looking men with
permanent frowns on his face. I say peculiar, because it was ovular in shape instead of square. I'd try to follow him in, but he kept closing the
door on me! But ever the loyal follower, I'd wait for him to come out. After close to forever, out he'd come (sometimes I thought that he may never
come back, it was truly trying times), but he'd look even more upset then with the box. He'd be mumbling about healthcare or something of the sort.
I don't know what a healthcare is, but it certainly doesn't sound like it would taste very good. I should have paid more attention back then,
because the signs of evil and the coming police state were there all along.
It wasn't long before he started to spend more and more time in this room. I'd wait for him dutifully each time, but each time he'd come out more
worn out and looking older and older. To make matters worse, attention time kept getting shorter and shorter. I needed to get to the bottom of this.
What was causing him to do this? What is a healthcare? Who are these people he keeps meeting with? These questions and more needed answers. Belly rubs
were at stake!
I started sniffing around and what I uncovered left me speechless. My first clue came from that strange talking box saying that this healthcare thing
is all Obama cares about and is his sole legacy. This box was celebrating this healthcare thing, but I had seen the underside. I knew that this
healthcare thing wasn't what they were saying on the television. It was deceiving the world! I almost pulled the trigger then, but at the last moment
I backed off. I needed more evidence, this box's words were all circumstantial. I needed something concrete.
Eventually, I gained entry to this ovular room that Barack kept retreating to while he was away on one of his many golf trips. I discovered his
planner and what was inside left me speechless. He was booked solid for months at a time. Where was the time for me? This healthcare thing had truly
corrupted him. Not a single thing was mentioned about walks or ball throwing or belly rubs. My eyes left the planner and fixated on the rug.
But even this wasn't what truly convinced me of the evils of this healthcare plan that Barack was a part of. During any normal day, I was exploring
around and happened to wonder into the bedroom, only to witness Sunny relieving herself on the rug. I was aghast, and while I was standing there
speechless, she runs out of the room. As soon as I turned to follow, in walks Barack.
What happened next will replay in my nightmares for the rest of my life. Barack discovered the misdeed immediately and despite my protests to the
contrary that it was Sunny, he didn't believe me. The police state was put in full force and I was put inside the kennel for the rest of the
afternoon! The humanity! Where was my due process? I was framed on trumped up charges. This wasn't the White House that I remembered when I first
arrived in 2008, a White House of freedom and the ability to do whatever I wanted. This was a totalitarian regime of dominance and evil. His eyes as
he dragged me to the cage of torture betrayed his real self. Gone were the bright happy eyes that used to look at me, replaced by the soulless eyes of
This healthcare thing has changed my friend. He went from spending much time with me to suddenly never seeing me and when he does he clamps down the
totalitarian controls on me. Sunny doesn't understand yet, I try to wake her to the reality, but she insists I am just some tin-foil hat wearing
nut-job. Please to the others out there reading this, take heed! Do not let your people accept this healthcare thing! It will destroy them. If you
value your walks and belly rubs, please I beg you, to not let them accept this evil. It may sound all nice and fancy, but that is a bunch of hogwash.
How is it something beneficial if you cannot bury it in the backyard? You see, they cannot answer questions like this adequately.
It is being shoved down our throats as a good thing, but it will destroy everything this country was founded on! Gone will be the parks filled with
everyone running around and playing. Gone will be the days of belly rubs and playing fetch for hours on end. Expect to be ignored or put into cages
for no reason or on trumped up charges. How are we supposed to go without this attention? What do they think we are, a bunch of cats?
Oh wait here he comes! Oh my God he was gone forever again! I need to run over and let him know I was waiting for him! Maybe there will be a belly rub
in it for me! YAY YAY YAY YAY!