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posted on Nov, 11 2013 @ 07:27 AM
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beezzer
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SnF

I want my diploma printed out on tinfoil!

"Murican Studies."

LMAO!


Yup tin foild diplomas and I will have David Icke hand them out himself at graduation


O dont forget your tin foil square cap for the graduation ceramony due to take place at your local FEMA camp
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posted on Nov, 11 2013 @ 03:46 PM
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You should forward an E-Copy of the Masters level to someone with a repetitive name
nudge nudge, wink wink and all that



posted on Nov, 11 2013 @ 03:47 PM
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skalla
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You should forward an E-Copy of the Masters level to someone with a repetitive name
nudge nudge, wink wink and all that




O if it who I think you mean she should get a full PhD with a special in Murikan studies.



posted on Nov, 11 2013 @ 03:48 PM
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Could you print me up one that says loser grammar nazi. If your not to busy.....



posted on Nov, 11 2013 @ 03:51 PM
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Obviously, i have no idea what you are talking about, never said a thing, and was never even here.



posted on Nov, 11 2013 @ 03:52 PM
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olaru12
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Could you print me up one that says loser grammar nazi. If your not to busy.....


haha that can be your major



posted on Nov, 14 2013 @ 09:58 PM
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crazyewok
Intermediate Merikan studies. Learn how the USA won World war II without anyway help. Learn how to piss on the graves of your allies. 30 Credits

Those of us old enough have already learned everything in this unit from Charles DeGaulle.

Can we get tranfer credits for that?

Harte



posted on Nov, 14 2013 @ 10:17 PM
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Pfft!

For those of you that don't already know ATS Degrees are obtainable by the same people that printed up Obama's birth certificate.

And even better news is they have gotten much better at their photoshoping skills, so the degrees will actually work in the real world, and most likely fool 95% of the people.

Downside in the past week all the employees were forced to sign up for Obamacare and now they are threatening to all quit.

But being a great leader Senator Feinstein has ordered 7 cases of marshmallows, and has invited the entire staff over, so as to not let a good bonfire go to waste.

Problem solved.



posted on Nov, 22 2013 @ 05:50 PM
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The poor spelling in the OP...i am going to just assume it was part of the joke (despite the touch pad excuse that I, too, enjoy using while texting with the wife).

But that was funny. I like it! So when you get an 'Muriken that actually weighs 9000lbs, do they get to take the courses for free?



posted on Nov, 22 2013 @ 05:56 PM
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bigfatfurrytexan


But that was funny. I like it! So when you get an 'Muriken that actually weighs 9000lbs, do they get to take the courses for free?


Do they have to move around on a scooter? If so a full pass with dishonors plus a edible diploma.



posted on Nov, 22 2013 @ 06:19 PM
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I could tell you some scooter stories I have seen that would have you shaking in fear for the future of humanity. I guess if they keep going, that may change to "hu-manatee"



posted on Jun, 13 2014 @ 08:57 AM
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I'll take 5!
Do you take VISA?
I could really use to rack up my bill with some foreign currency!!
How about bitcoin???



posted on Jun, 13 2014 @ 08:58 AM
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originally posted by: HiMyNameIsCal
I'll take 5!
Do you take VISA?
I could really use to rack up my bill with some foreign currency!!
How about bitcoin???



Yeah I take bitcoin
The masters course you have to pay in monopoly money though



posted on Jun, 13 2014 @ 09:08 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok

Haha well I hope the mods see this as a satrical look at most of us on here including me.





Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.
Lord Byron







You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
Art Buchwald





It's an acquired taste....usually quite bitter!
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posted on Jun, 13 2014 @ 03:42 PM
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Hi crazyewok!

I'm just a Canadian moose-riding igloo-dweller, and I can only pay for my courses in whale blubber. Does you have a discount for us...we're like Murika's cousins, you know eh?
I am actually a little ascared to even reply in this thread, cuz I worry that the wrong thread will put me on a 'watch list'. But I'm not paranoid or nothing....even tho I think theyre watching me thru the camera on my laptop.


Well, nice talking to you (polite Canadian response)...oh, and S&F because that was WICKED funny!

jacygirl



posted on Jun, 13 2014 @ 05:43 PM
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I'm just a Canadian moose-riding igloo-dweller, and I can only pay for my courses in whale blubber. Does you have a discount for us...we're like Murika's cousins, you know eh?



Don't bother.

I already tried that one on him, but he saw right through me like a 'Murican Miller Lite beer bottle.

*sigh*





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