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reply to post by crazyewok
I want my diploma printed out on tinfoil!
Intermediate Merikan studies. Learn how the USA won World war II without anyway help. Learn how to piss on the graves of your allies. 30 Credits
But that was funny. I like it! So when you get an 'Muriken that actually weighs 9000lbs, do they get to take the courses for free?
originally posted by: crazyewok
Haha well I hope the mods see this as a satrical look at most of us on here including me.
Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
I'm just a Canadian moose-riding igloo-dweller, and I can only pay for my courses in whale blubber. Does you have a discount for us...we're like Murika's cousins, you know eh?
originally posted by: skalla
a reply to: Sremmos80
You are already on the long term correspondence course.
We all are; and one day, you'll wake up with an avatar with a fox on it and be unable to type except in nonsensical gibberish followed by a string of emotes.
I'm sorry to be the bearer of tidings