Ignorance is bliss right?
Then earn your bDA (bachelors in dumb arseary).
Learn how to think like a Merikan, talk out of your arse, spout pseudoscience, jump to conclusions and make false assumptions!
Beginner psedosceince. Learn how everything we know about science is complete wrong be it the laws of thermodynamics or the earth not being flat.
Beginner Merikan Studies. Learn how to sprout propaganda and to be as biased as possible on history, Learn how the USA is the only free and
democratic country in the world and how it has a god given right to act in whatever way it wants a still be the good guys! 60 Credits
Key Skills. Learn the basics of bad grammar, and bad spelling. Learn how to misquote and plagiarise without it looking like you have done so. Also
learn how to lie about yourself online to make yourself looks more credible 30 Credits.
Paranoia studies. CONSPIRCACY THEROYS ARE EVERWERE!11!!!!11 Learn how to mistrust everything and be scared of your own shadow! If your not living in
fear your not living probably! The world is going to end!!!!!(Special guest lecturer Alex Jones) 30 Credits
Abbreviation studies. Wonder what SHTF means? or MSM? Well don't be caught out when the world ends learn this vital skills! 30 credits.
Extremism studies. You the sort of person to have a balanced view? To be in the centre or try to look at a situation from the other side? WELL YOUR A
IDOIT! No learn how to only see a situation from one extreme or the other! In life there is no middle ground! 30 Credits.
Troll studies. How can you derail a topic or cause maximum insult to maximum people? How can you really destroy a internet community? Or do you just
want to Spam? Well this course will show you how! 60 Credits.
Intermediate psedosceince. wonders of the universe that are hidden from us! Atmosphere on the moon? Magic antigrav elements? Comets that are
spaceships? Learn about them all here ( Special guests lecturer John Lear) 60 Credits.
Intermediate Merikan studies. Learn how the USA won World war II without anyway help. Learn how to piss on the graves of your allies. 30 Credits
Racism studies. Learn how your race is the greatest in the world! Learn how to put down and belittle everyone who is different. Also do it in a subtle
way 30 Credits.
psedoengeneering. Learn how to make your own perpetual energy and antigrav flying saucer. Mind control rays and NAAZI UFO learn there secrets here.
30 credits. (Special guest lecturer bob Lazaar)
Geography studies. Learn about the other 3rd world crap holes that exist in the world and laugh at them. Learn how the USA is the only country in the
world of any importance or worthwhile standard of living. Your either living in the USA or a 3rd world communist crap hole! 15 Credits.
Advanced trolling. Learn how to skim the T&C without getting banned. Learn how to run forum mods around and to insult in passive aggressive ways that
will not break the manners T&C's 60 credits.
Forum Project. Use any of the above skills to form a thread and get 100 starts and flags. 60 Credits.
Advanced racism. Lean real Xenophobia! Learn how every other race is out to get you! 30 credits
Survivalist studies. Bring your guns (and only your guns) and learn how to survive! Answers to everything is guns. Forget out door survival skills and
first aid skills as gun are the solution to anything! Remember shot first ask questions later! 30 credits.
Advanced psedosceince: Learn how mediating, veganism and praying can cure all illnesses. Cancer? Ebola? Smallpox? Forget all the main stream stuff
as that will KILLZZZ YOU!!11!! Also learn how all vaccines are fact and are part of Agenda 21 and mind control. 30 Credits
Research skills. Learn how to ignore facts, skew stats and use out right lies in your arguments! Remember 99% of stats used in a argument are false
but only 1% of people know that. 30 credits.
This degree can be yours for £9000!
Future career routes include politics, law, banking or unemployment.
Guaranteed to be more useful than a degree in Liberal arts.
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