The Artery Clogging; Vegans Cover Your Eyes...it's the Chicken Fried Bacon Thread!!

This is a testament to the need for healthy living, most of the people in the video either have dunlaps disease, or they are overweight. The video tells the whole story. I doubt I could eat even 1/4th of one of the steaks featured, but oh yeah I'd love to try. Chicken fried bacon? An idea whose time has come, right up there with deep fried butter. lmao I know it isn't funny, but Chicken fried bacon does seem just a little inspired, and certainly I would order me some!!!

Later when they are saying "CLEAR" and jump-starting my heart, I might have a twinge of regret, then again, maybe not! lol

So yeah 'I'll have an order of Chicken fried bacon and one of those half-a-cow steaks please, and those onion rings look awful good too'. lol

Let's see 2 hours of cardio every day X 7, and only yogurt for a week, 10 Hail Mary's and 3 Our Father's. Worth it!! lol

Chicken Fried Bacon (Texas Country Reporter)

Just one more check mark on a long list of reasons why I need to move to Texas.

reply to post by Iamschist


GEE! I found when I laid of most VEGETABLES and ALL FRUIT, my high blood pressure disappeared and my 'blood smack' showed much lower "bad" cholesterol. I even lost 26 pounds. Doc said to keep doing what I am doing.

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Ok, I didnt play the video..

but holy buckets..

Jalapino Cheese Poppers.

My stomach just divorced me and ran away to be with it's new love...

now I'm hungry...

Good god I am so doing this very soon!!!

Ingredients
12 ounces cream cheese, softened
1 (8 ounce) package shredded Cheddar cheese
1 tablespoon bacon bits
12 ounces jalapeno peppers, seeded and halved
1 cup milk
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup dry bread crumbs
2 quarts oil for frying

Directions
In a medium bowl, mix the cream cheese, Cheddar cheese and bacon bits. Spoon this mixture into the jalapeno pepper halves. Put the milk and flour into two separate small bowls. Dip the stuffed jalapenos first into the milk then into the flour, making sure they are well coated with each. Allow the coated jalapenos to dry for about 10 minutes. Dip the jalapenos in milk again and roll them through the breadcrumbs. Allow them to dry, then repeat to ensure the entire surface of the jalapeno is coated. In a medium skillet, heat the oil to 365 degrees F ( 180 degrees C). Deep fry the coated jalapenos 2 to 3 minutes each, until golden brown. Remove and let drain on a paper towel.

I will forgo milk for eggs in case it some how makes the pepper less deadly. Gotta head deadly peppers. If you don't know you ate them the next morning, you may as well not have.

Oh and seeds stay in. Who wrote this recipe.. a sook!!!!! I stop editing now, no cheese and no peppers make wino something something...

reply to post by winofiend

If you don't know you ate them the next morning, you may as well not have.

and awaaaaay we go....oh wait, lol. Excellent point. You should really watch the video, my cholesterol soared, just watching it.

reply to post by Iamschist


OK It's an ATS all you can eat party at IAM's house

I'll be in the kitchen getting rid of these

And making these


Someone pass me beer I'm gonna need it.

Cody

reply to post by Iamschist


Mmmmmm.....yummy!!!!!
Okay, I have enough room for you if you don't mind sharing closet space but if the rest of these folks want to move to Texas they are on their own!

Chicken Fried Bacon is the food equivalent of a rich nymphomaniac who loves middle aged men. I think I'm in love. If it is wrong to get this excited about food I don't want to be right.

cody599
reply to post by Iamschist

 

OK It's an ATS all you can eat party at IAM's house

I'll be in the kitchen getting rid of these

And making these

Someone pass me beer I'm gonna need it.

Cody

edit on 4/11/13 by cody599 because: (no reason given)

Your generosity with other people's hospitality is nothing short of amazing. What a great guy! Saving me from the evils of wheat bread too! Captain Terrific you are! lmao

DeadSeraph
Just one more check mark on a long list of reasons why I need to move to Texas.

Here I thought my video was in many ways gross, I am sure educated now! lol

crimvelvet
reply to post by Iamschist

 

GEE! I found when I laid of most VEGETABLES and ALL FRUIT, my high blood pressure disappeared and my 'blood smack' showed much lower "bad" cholesterol.

I even lost 26 pounds. Doc said to keep doing what I am doing.

Well obviously the reason the people in the video are fat is from the carbs in the gravy and the starches in the breading! lol

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One does one's best

Cody

littled16
reply to post by Iamschist

 

Mmmmmm.....yummy!!!!!
Okay, I have enough room for you if you don't mind sharing closet space but if the rest of these folks want to move to Texas they are on their own!

Love your state! Thank you gracious lady.

Carreau
Chicken Fried Bacon is the food equivalent of a rich nymphomaniac who loves middle aged men. I think I'm in love. If it is wrong to get this excited about food I don't want to be right.

Gotta love a man who dreams big, lmao

cookingforassholes.blogspot.com...

My all time artery clogging favorite,roll them up into a casserole dish. Surprisingly they don't come out swimming in grease! Instead of green onions I use cream cheese and onion dip mix.

Have found a lot of great recipe's on this site, altho NOT saying which ones!!






ABSOLUTELY making the chicken fried bacon for Thanksgiving!!

reply to post by Iamschist


Most things are worth trying once, right?
I doubt I could even finish the bacon, but I would try it once.
It does look scarily good.

reply to post by Caver78


Heart attack chicken, lol. Thanks for the link. It looks good to me Let me know how the chicken fried bacon goes for Thanksgiving!

woodsmom
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Most things are worth trying once, right?
I doubt I could even finish the bacon, but I would try it once.
It does look scarily good.

Yes, like you I will try anything that is a food item at least once. Wouldn't want to miss out on something tasty!

Thanks Iamchrist, will be using it as a pre-dinner appetizer served with ranch dip and sausage gravy. What's a holiday if you can't toss the diets out the window?? LOL!!!

btw…all the tiny grandkids have had the heart attack chicken, it's toddler approved!!! Go figure!!