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How to Spot the Reptilians Running the U.S. Government

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posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 11:30 AM
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Finally! A scientific method for outing your Draconian overlords… no more dodgy video captures required. The Atlantic Wire has put together an interactive gadget that even allows one to determine if THEY are a Reptilian (not surprisingly, I am, lol.)


Piecing together the latest groundbreaking research being conducted by commenters at conspiracy websites, we've been able to isolate a number of prominent individuals who possess reptilian-compatible bloodlines.

Characteristics include:

"predominance of green or hazel eyes that change color like a chameleon, but also blue eyes"
"piercing eyes"
"true red or reddish hair"
"a sense of not belonging to the human race"

Running all of that through the calculator finds that Barrack Obama, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich (come on, the guy's NAMED Newt!) Donald Rumsfeld and Dennis Kucinich are all Reptilians, with Kucinich declared "King of the Reptilians". Ted Cruz gets by with a "probably Reptilian", rather than an out and out declaration.

Be sure to check it out!




posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 11:34 AM
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S&F anyways.

What about greediness and apathy toward the rest of the entire world?!




posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 12:20 PM
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Clearly, Donald Rumsfeld is haha...

See?








...Just deny it.




By the way my eyes are hazel sometimes... sometimes brown soemtimes yellow.. Reptile green at the moment though.



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 12:43 PM
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They forgot one thing. The tail...must...look out...for the tail!



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 01:02 PM
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They forgot one thing. The tail...must...look out...for the tail!

Yeah, that would be a dead giveaway. ("Dead", get it?
)



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 01:11 PM
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"true red or reddish hair"

What about false strawberry blonde, does that count?????



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 01:20 PM
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How about a sexual attraction for the reptilian form?
As in, a general preference for scales, tails, et cetera.



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 02:03 PM
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Awww, they're real alright. You just have to be on the right drugs to see them.


Some say certain hallucinogens open your mind. Like In Hunter Thompson's book, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". He saw them where they hang out. A casino is one place they might be when on vacation. Why not, its a place where the physical senses can be titillated . Since they are spirit in nature, they would enjoy that. Experiencing the physical plane is uppermost on their list. They love to wallow in debauchery.

If he had been some place boring, he wouldn't have "seen" them.



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 02:28 PM
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Exposing them should be easy... let a few hundred crickets loose on capitol hill (around lunch time) and snap pics as they tongue whip them up...



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 03:36 PM
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Crap....I'm a reptilian!


Thanks adjensen.....now I have to figure out how to get back to Zeta Reticuli.



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 04:57 PM
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Play by the rules set forth, to wit: Only a Ginger can call a Ginger, Ginger.



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 05:15 PM
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reply to post by adjensen
 


I'm not a Reptilian.

*whew*

(is that racist to say that?)

lolz

But I think my mother is.



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 05:29 PM
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I'm not a Reptilian.


Snob.



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 05:36 PM
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madmac5150
Exposing them should be easy... let a few hundred crickets loose on capitol hill (around lunch time) and snap pics as they tongue whip them up...


If you think about it, a few rock and roll stars associated with insect names have died young. Maybe they were used as a food source?

Buddy Holly (Crickets)

John Lennon (Beatles)

U2 (Fly)



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 05:36 PM
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adjensen
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I'm not a Reptilian.


Snob.


I have scales for skin.
A forked tongue.
Slit eyes that glow red.
A tail.
I come from another planet bent on the total destruction of earth and the subjugation of it's dominant species.

But I'm not a damned red-head!



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 05:38 PM
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Well my significant other has brown-green eyes that go back and forth from more brown to more green. Usually, when she's upset they'll turn more green.

She has really dark hair, with a natural hint of red in it.

Maybe she's a reptile in disguise! Maybe they planted her with me because of my tenure on ATS!




posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 05:43 PM
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adjensen
Finally! A scientific method for outing your Draconian overlords… no more dodgy video captures required.

...Newt Gingrich (come on, the guy's NAMED Newt!)
...

Thanks!
That was GREAT!



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 05:43 PM
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i seem to recall in the 90s, there were some websites that claimed if one were to use the EMBOSS feature in Photoshop, Emboss will reveal the true reptilians from humans.



People just never stop trying with this do they?

Wasn't there supposed to be a 'Reptilian' woman on death row awhile back?
One would think and autopsy would put told to it.

edit on 11/1/2013 by AliceBleachWhite because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 05:48 PM
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AliceBleachWhite
i seem to recall in the 90s, there were some websites that claimed if one were to use the EMBOSS feature in Photoshop, Emboss will reveal the true reptilians from humans.



People just never stop trying with this do they?

Wasn't there supposed to be a 'Reptilian' woman on death row awhile back?
One would think and autopsy would put told to it.

edit on 11/1/2013 by AliceBleachWhite because: (no reason given)


There was an autopsy, but it was carried out by reptilians.



posted on Nov, 1 2013 @ 05:48 PM
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It`s not just politicians, the MSM has been taken over by reptilians too.
Have you ever seen nora o`donnell? That women is a full blown reptilian










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