Please beat the headache out of my head with a baseball bat....

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posted on Oct, 30 2013 @ 04:06 AM
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Consider these two statements...

1... I had a slight headache, so I tried to knock it out of my brain by hitting my head against the wall. But even after that, my headache had got worse, so I furiously beat against a solid concrete pillar, yet still my headache was even worse. As I can't hit it any harder or faster, is there anyone out there who could whack my head repeatedly with a baseball bat to get rid of this blinding headache that I have now? - MADMAN

2... I had a slight recssion, so I tried cutting interest rates and borrowed some cash off the markets to finance stimulus. But even after that, my recession had got worse, so I furiously slashed all the interest rates to near zero and stripped all the cash out the markets and ran massive Quantitative Easing, yet still the US economy is utterly tanking. As I can't borrow any more cash off the markets, is there anyone in Congress who would remove the debt ceiling and allow me to smash interest rates to absolute Zero or even into negative rates to get rid of this paralysis of the US economy that we have now? - Obama
edit on 30-10-2013 by abacus10 because: Mistype




posted on Oct, 30 2013 @ 04:14 AM
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According to what I have read about home remedys, cateorade does the trick and very quickly at that, might be worth a try



posted on Oct, 30 2013 @ 07:24 AM
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So, you're saying that our economy and government are being run by madmen?

Do ya think?



posted on Oct, 30 2013 @ 01:08 PM
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posted on Oct, 30 2013 @ 01:36 PM
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According to what I have read about home remedys, cateorade does the trick and very quickly at that, might be worth a try


Good idea ! lets drown Obama in Gateorade



posted on Oct, 30 2013 @ 01:52 PM
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abacus10
Consider these two statements...

1... I had a slight headache, so I tried to knock it out of my brain by hitting my head against the wall. But even after that, my headache had got worse, so I furiously beat against a solid concrete pillar, yet still my headache was even worse. As I can't hit it any harder or faster, is there anyone out there who could whack my head repeatedly with a baseball bat to get rid of this blinding headache that I have now? - MADMAN

2... I had a slight recssion, so I tried cutting interest rates and borrowed some cash off the markets to finance stimulus. But even after that, my recession had got worse, so I furiously slashed all the interest rates to near zero and stripped all the cash out the markets and ran massive Quantitative Easing, yet still the US economy is utterly tanking. As I can't borrow any more cash off the markets, is there anyone in Congress who would remove the debt ceiling and allow me to smash interest rates to absolute Zero or even into negative rates to get rid of this paralysis of the US economy that we have now? - Obama
edit on 30-10-2013 by abacus10 because: Mistype


I wish I could give ya ten stars... excellent application of language and analogy!




posted on Oct, 30 2013 @ 03:15 PM
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Insanity: trying the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results...

With that definition in mind, should not most federal buildings (especially ANY in D.C.) be labeled as mental health wards?

I guess the White House would be a high security facility housing the most dangerous and deranged...



posted on Nov, 6 2013 @ 11:07 AM
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