I've heard a lot of blithering idiocy in recent years, but this one takes the cake. A pastor called Kevin Swanson went on a radio show and told his
listeners not to buy girl scout cookies. Because of lesbianism/communism/feminism or something. Here's the source -
23-10-2013 by AngryCymraeg because: (no reason given)
So is it that I'd be aiding Commies by buying cookies or that I'd somehow become one by eating said cookies?
That would be pretty scary if those evil doers came up with a way to convert your politics with something as tempting as a cookie. (Imagines a bag of
Republican Wafers or Commie Crunches on the bench in some dark lab, waiting to be eaten by the unsuspecting)
Good thing he warned us, huh? That was a close one!
Girl Scout Thin Mints .... classic American cookie.
There is no way that this guy's homo-phobic rant is going to stop Thin Mints.
Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, Chevy .... and Thin Mints !!
I'm amazed people buy anything other than Thin Mints. I don't even know what else they sell. I'll spoon Obama before I let them take my Thin
Mints. Just snuggle the socialist out of him. As long as I keep the Thin Mints.
The worst is the Girl Scouts with hot moms. Domo Kryptonite.
Wow little girls better not be friends with other little girls . It will make them gay. Idiocy is the perfect word. And obviously he doesn't
understand women or women's relationships with each other. I have no problem kissing my girlfriends when we meet or part but I'm not sticking my
tongue down their throats when I do. Women just show affection easier than men. You guys out there have seen this with your wives or girlfriends.
Guys shake hands but women kiss. Guys do the bro hug with much back slapping. Women embrace. Gosh if we can't appreciate our differences what's the
Girls scouts OMG the master plan has been found out, since I'm done with the rant it just comes down to girls trying to raise money for their troop,
if you want to help buy the cookies, if you don't like cookies tell them to keep them no big deal.
i understand what the op post is about but come on!
And what the frock is the problem with being a feminist ? Now we can't even strive for women's empowerment ? Take your shoes off girls and lay down
and spread your legs. Barefoot and pregnant and in the kitchen for you !!! I've been wearing the feminist title since the 70's when the movement
started. In the 20's I'd have been a sufferagette. I am not a lesbian or a commy I just know that I am not less than a man. I am equal to
edit on 23-10-2013 by AutumnWitch657 because: (no reason given)
Thin Mints are the only cookie they sell that I actually like. Really, really like. A lot. DONTOUCHMYCOOKIES!
Listen Pastor McCrazy, obviously, you detest life's small pleasures (eating indulgences is one of those) Throwing a bucket of scary-sounding words
around isn't going to stop people from buying what they like, you're gonna have to do better than calling little girls commie lesbians. Go crawl
back to your corner and keep mumbling to yourself. Maybe the floorboards might agree with you at some point.
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