You know those discussion topics along the lines of
"If you could meet any famous person from history and ask them anything who would it be?",
well you actually can, as long as you're a Necromancer and in possession of their skull...
It was the day of Halloween, the sun had just started to sink below the horizon and it's golden red glow permeated the room of my apartment through
the Westward facing bay window, illuminating the swirling cigarette smoke that rose up within it from my four assembled guests, a halcyon moment that
set off my tastefully eclectic shabby furnishings to best effect.
I was holding my annual festive meet, the spooky trickless treat, and had invited along as per usual my closest friends, the ones who managed best to
put up with me throughout the year despite my generally broody contrariness and tendency toward weird.
There was the two sisters Jane and Janine dressed in their flirty finest witch outfits as they intended to go clubbing later. and then there was my
blue haired angel Natusia who had taken a day off from running the Universe, and finally there was Simon who wouldn't miss anything for the world, and
made sure the world wouldn't miss him either, in his tight fitting red Devil costume, complete with tail and horns, all in a giddy and lively mood as
was the per usual with them, and onto their second bottle of plonk.
There was a barely audible knock at the door, which i had been anticipating, i gave a quick "keep it down" and then went to answer, after a quick
glance through the peephole to confirm my expectations i opened up and there was Birk the hairless grave robber, as Simon had named him, though i knew
him as Mr Birklees.
"Please Sir do come in" i offered, inwardly cringing at the suppressed giggles i could hear from behind.
"Thank you kindly Madame and don't mind if i do" he replied in his softly spoken manner, and stepped inside, toward the small table in the centre of
the room which i indicated toward.
"I believe you met my guests the previous year if you recall...?"
"Ah yes yes i recall well, good evening to your fine selves..."
"Hiyeeeee..." was the general reply.
He carried with him a black leather case, this he placed upon the table, produced a key from his pocket and opened it, and there inside ensconced
within red velvet was a skull which he removed and placed upon the table as i helpfully removed his case out of the way, before handing it back to
him.
"Well there we are Madame, i'll say nothing except i'll say that this one needn't be returned to me, and with that i'll also be saying to you all good
evening"
"I understand" i replied, though i was somewhat surprised as that wasn't traditional, though dropping three golden sovereigns into his outstretched
hand was, which i duly did, before he made for the door and from thence departed.
"Byeeeee..." came from the assembled chorus behind me, before they released their nervous laughter and excitements.
The tradition as it stands is that every year at Halloween those shadowy figures that supply the ever diminishing true Necromancers and their clients
with the requested skulls for their practise throughout the year, will on that day present the practitioners with a little something special as a
token of appreciation for continuing with their services, this is often the skull of a historical personage or celebrity, whose identity is not
disclosed beforehand to the Necromancer, as a festive surprise.
Normally they borrow these much sought after items from their contacts within the murky occultic underworld, and they are returned thereafter, thus
my surpise that this particular skull need not be returned.
My guests had gathered around the table holding the skull and were leaning forward examining it, as began the first game of the evening, guessing who
it had belonged to.
"It's a bit blooming grotty!" exclaimed Jane.
"And a bit blooming smelly!" laughed Janine.
"And it has hole in it's head, see here" offered Natusia, poking her little finger through a hole on the side of the left temple.
"Oh my God it's Hitler...!!!" bellowed Simon.
Everyone fell about laughing, we discussed at length the likelihood of it really being the skull of Hitler, the general consensus was well who else
could it be, and after Simon had led a goose step parade around the table interspersed with the odd Sieg Heil we put the table and skull to the side
for later in the evening.
While they settled down to watch 'The Nightmare before Christmas' i contemplated the past year, business had been very good, clients were increasing
in number and diversity of motivation for wishing to get in contact with the deceased. There was the staple fare of those wishing to make contact with
loved ones, who would arrange to have the skull exhumed and afterward returned by those who could do so, scarcely leaving a trace at the grave side,
but there were increasingly clients connected to the criminal underworld and shady Government agencies that would employ my services to extract
information from rivals that sometimes it seemed they had themselves recently despatched to the Nether regions.
Throughout all these summoning's i would always maintain a detached expressionless demeanour, the trance like state, necessary only really to maintain
a safe emotional distance from myself and the client, creating the impression that in a sense i was not all there, and would be unable to later recall
events, though that was not the case at all.
By the time the 'Rocky Horror Show' was coming to an end and the fourth bottle of plonk we approached the Midnight hour and i had began to make my
preparations, i rolled back the rug in the centre of the room to reveal the protective circle of the Pentagram beneath it, turned off the light and
lit the thirteen candles of illumination on their wall mounts, then moved the table into the centre of the circle.
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