Burn ants with your iPhone

Success:


This is a project I am currently attempting, feel free to compete, assist, or offer skepticism.

iPhone EvansWarp Free App

requirements:

iPhone 4 or newer w/ IOS 7+
iPico portable projector
Beta-Barium-Borate crystal lens aperature 21mm legnth 21mm BBAR coated
Google Earth

EvansWarp Temporal-Spatial Drift Observance Extension

Linking the java from google earth to the extention is a bitch but pointing my ihphone at the ground with google earth and using my magnifying lens only works for burning ants right now.

To be continued.

EvansWarp Temporal-Spatial Drift Observance Extension Details

Java Source: userscripts.org...

design implements use of dynamic database perscpective of environment shifting (inside and out)

Google Earth the exact other side of Earth, project, magnify, enhance with extension, focus with crystal

Logical design of extension shows the variation of the speed of energy through differing mass structures (Earth vs. 4G LTE)

Coming Soon:
100% Fusion of Hydrogen-Deuteranium fuel frequencies and photonic arrangements extension
Make your own fuel hydrolysis thesis

The end of the crudity of oil.


=P

Huh? Can you explain all this in layman's terms please. And who wants to burn ants anyway?

reply to post by Wide-Eyes

Huh? Can you explain all this in layman's terms please. And who wants to burn ants anyway?

Its okay if they are fire ants.

reply to post by intrptr


Agreed.

reply to post by FryEvans


Are you hi?
What are you going on about... Ants are
creatures .. so don't be hurtin them

Hold on is this a time machine or a faster than light app?
If not wtf are you on about? and what does it have to do with ants?
Oh and do it for android...all the cool kids use android

reply to post by FryEvans

This is a project I am currently attempting, feel free to compete, assist, or offer skepticism.

Stop doing projects!!....it's not big and it's not clever!!



Signed: Ant.

reply to post by FryEvans


So with the new iPhone you can do all kinds of things like watch movies (I presume), play music, probably video chat, possibly burn ants, change the gravity of Jupiter and a million other things.

My only question is: Can you make a phone call?

The best app i saw for the iPhone, was iHammer.

The software turns any iPhone into a convention steel claw hammer. Really impressive stuff.

reply to post by FryEvans


Do it analog and use a magnifying glass, nobody likes a hipster.
Also, please switch to an android, friends don't let friends do fruit on the box.

reply to post by boymonkey74


I'm just putting my work on apple, I hope someone develops it for android or any wireless video system... here is the continued help request for design in other language:

The Other Side of Earth where energy is available...

A Camera

An extention for the processing of the time variance of light; travelling through various matter, Earth, vs. the Satalite Network or Wi-Fi where available. Optically observed vs. Digitally processed

The exact opposite side of earth where energy is needed...

A video projector

a Beta Barium Borate Crystal with BBAR coating

a chamber containing hydrogen gas rising at ambient rates surrounded by liquid oxygen surrounded by solid sodium chloride

something you want hot

now focus.

in laymans terms it's a world energy transportation system for hydrogen based heating

the best frequencies are being held at llnl.gov

I'd rather burn our politicians, can you make an app for that?

Thanks in advance!

*edit, I have an andorid, so make sure the app works on my phone too.

reply to post by FryEvans


THis is like the insane persons Troll Science, isn't it?

1. set up web camera aiming at the sun
2. patch in with your cell
3. use magnifying glass on the webcam image
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!

reply to post by bigfatfurrytexan


You need a special magnifying glass!

And...

A focus point defined by a quantum boundary.

square root of earth mass squared and moon mass squared

goes into

e = m * c squared

as m to define e

written stereoscopically two dimensionally

where the perimeter shape of the result defines the third dimension

integrated as the quantum boundary of relative gravity caused by rotation at any given time

i'm out of coffee, need java

bigfatfurrytexan
reply to post by FryEvans

 

THis is like the insane persons Troll Science, isn't it?

1. set up web camera aiming at the sun
2. patch in with your cell
3. use magnifying glass on the webcam image
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!

No, use the phones built in camera to point at the sun. Use the magnifying app to enhance the solar radiation and focus it to a point, and let the retina display produce the resuloting focused energy beam onto said ants.

It's pure logical brilliance.

And I hope it works, because I wanna hear about all the dead CCD's.. lmao

but seriously, he can't achieve any of this without the delicate combination of the unique quality of coke bottle glasses;



an old 300 baud modem;



and a degaussing coil (any one will do, preferable not home made however, as it intruduces feedback radiation and spectrum spread.);


If he sets this up, he doesn't need a fancy iFruit product. That's just what a yuppie would use.

reply to post by FryEvans


Well your first problem is relying on google maps.

You may as well use a jigsaw puzzle picture and point at the blue bits.

And davlik is really not the best option if you plan on using androids. best to use a slate, and run a virtual box inside it, where you can emulate a proper bean environment.

You didn't think any of thie through, did you.

By now, those ants are stealing your sugars..

winofiend
reply to post by FryEvans

 

Well your first problem is relying on google maps.

Really? You go with that??? LOL