posted on Oct, 18 2013 @ 06:51 PM
A few deep thoughts I've had: (since we're sharing)
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where ever you left it, dummy!
If the plural of mouse is mice, and goose is geese, does that mean that people live in hice, and meese live in Canada? (house and moose, dummy!)
If the government cares enough about my dental health to put fluoride in my water, why can't they just out and out pay for my god-damned dentist? It
would a) stop the conspiracy theories and shut people up about calcified what-cha-ma-callits and b) make me go to the dentist more than once a
century, so when I show up in court for assaulting government officials, my breath won't stink in front of the All-Mighty Judge.