I am a fish.

So.. I think I've got the hang of all the varying nuances of ATS and thought I would say Hi..

I've been a lurker for a couple of years now and am interested in all kinds of weirdness and figured that I should just make an account and be done with it.. So here I am..

Great site btw and apologies in advance for any 'n00by' posts that I will inevitably make..

reply to post by HippyAIDS


And I am Swan.

Welcome here. I hope you like it!

HippyAIDS
So.. I think I've got the hang of all the varying nuances of ATS and thought I would say Hi..

I've been a lurker for a couple of years now and am interested in all kinds of weirdness and figured that I should just make an account and be done with it.. So here I am..

Great site btw and apologies in advance for any 'n00by' posts that I will inevitably make..

Fish are the reason why one should never drink water.... according to an old friend. He said, "Never drink water, fish piss in it!"

Welcome to ATS!

ETA: Have your first Flag!

This thread sounds a little fishy to me. Welcome to the site. Chocolate chipCookies work better than fish food to attract members around here.

Welcome to ATS! I don't know about all that fish stuff. I just hear them called Seafood. Then again, rumor has it, those evil humans actually have a season just to hunt me! Imagine that. (gasp)



Here, have a glass and enjoy. I'll even give ya a free flag to help get you started.

reply to post by Wrabbit2000


I guess I am lucky. Nobody hunts for swans.

"Barbecued Swan"... "fried swan"... Sound really, really weird (not to say almost Louisiana-styled... ).

Thanks for the welcome and advice.

"Don't drink the water, be generous with cookies and don't eat the local wildlife."

Thanks for the carrot juice and flags too.

reply to post by HippyAIDS


Do I know you? Did you give me AIDS? Your name and profile are very suspicious.

Welcome fish.

Is it true you don't have any feeling? Therefore, it's ok to eat you?

reply to post by Wide-Eyes


I don't think so.. Many apologies if it was me though..

reply to post by Rosinitiate


I do have feelings, but I have a really short memory.. So feast away..

I am chips...................welcome to Madville............enjoy........

reply to post by HippyAIDS


I eat fish baby

oh and I'm a scorpion.

Mad, bad, and * out-there * a tad !!

Vellcome to the madhouse

Rosinitiate
Welcome fish.

Is it true you don't have any feeling? Therefore, it's ok to eat you?

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Too late........He's gone off my plate

lol.. Hi guys.. Finally an asylum that I feel at home at..

Vardaman?

Cheers!

reply to post by soulshn


Vardaman?

Don't let their easygoing demeanor fool you. I've only been here a short time myself, and they already have me in the corner rocking back and forth repeating "nothing is real, nothing is real"

reply to post by BigBaronBlood


I tend to do that a lot any way. This probably won't end well.

"The cake is a lie."

welcome to the forums