posted on Dec, 15 2004 @ 05:26 PM
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat." It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until
you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks
really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.