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HOUSTON - A Calhoun County property owner is not ruling out the possibility that aliens mutilated and killed his 21 sheep. A UFO investigation association, the Mutual UFO Network, or MUFON, is also examining the possibility. "If you want me to say the aliens are getting them, I won't say that. I just don't have any idea," Wayne Daggs, the sheeps' owner, said by phone.
Daggs noted that since March his sheep have been killed and brutally dismembered at an alarming rate, but he left room for another explanation. "I think, personally, it's some sort of cult thing or satanic thing, or something like that," Daggs said. Curiously little blood has been found at the crime scenes, and the ground near the sheep carcasses appears largely undisturbed.
KellyPrettyBear
reply to post by AthlonSavage
I guess that mutilations don't happen when someone is watching!
Can you even imagine a survilance camera and parabolic mike
picking up aliens stalking some cows?
(Alien1) Hey look Glorpo Prime! That cow has huge udders. Let's kill it
and cut them off! Oh go for the tongue too! Maybe some eyes? The
Earth creatures will think we are the government testing for radiation
levels in sensitive tissues!
(Alien2) Naw. Since we are just them in the future, and we discovered
the universe is empty except for us.. and all we can think to do is to
go back in time and fuk without ourselves.. let's do something different
this time! Let's paint Justin bieber pictures on them and moo at them!
(Alien1) Naw.. we better stick to the script. The last guy who had too much
fun crashed his teasermobile in that little desert town. The universe doesn't
want us to have any fun you know! Stuck in this dang universe all alone..
It's Murphkles Law.. just take the tongue.. I got the bagel rolls.
(Aliens2) Oh look a camera! Why didn't we ever think of that.. when our Sloxmiddles
were getting mutilated in our Brong-hulas! It would have probably just
been us, even further ahead in time screwing with ourselves.
We should really outlaw this temporal masturbation.. but then what would
we do? Watch old reruns of Bablylone 5 again?
(Alien1) Ah hell, Glaz-dak that camera and recording system! It's Din Time!
KPB