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Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-#YO to reach the next available health-care provider.
Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.
Wouldn't it be 1800-F1UC-KYO?
Yay!!!! what is this the third or fourth incorrect post about this ...
OMGGGGG!! i see it now..the forum name this message sits in is called US POLITICAL MADNESS
If I just keep the U , ignore political and then ignore the M,D,N,E it says U Ass..Damn you ATS and I just did the exact same thing people seeing F!UCKYO in that number did. Let's ignore the fact that F!CKYO is not an insult to anyone but it's easier to read into something then be honest about it.
1. You cant order vanity numbers with offensive language in them..Ill send you a copy of the next batch of toll free numbers I order at work and try to request one from all the major telcos. I know , the govt doesn't have to play by the rules so we can go along with that for a second.
2. Possible outcomes for the numbers in question , if you leave out the toll free part:
1: Oh wait we can just ignore this because it has no letters
edit on 4-10-2013 by opethPA because: (no reason given)