posted on Sep, 30 2013 @ 02:08 PM
What happens when you are just so excited you can't wait to get to a hotel room with your lover? Do you:
A: Find a broom closet and go for records in small spaces?
B: Discover some out of the way spot no one will be around for 5 minutes or so (c'mon..that eager? It won't be an extended performance)
C: Plop down on active railroad tracks to do the dirty until run clean over by a train?
Well.... Lets see what our couple of honor did?
MOSCOW (RIA Novosti) - Local police say a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine was run over by a switcher locomotive while having sex on the
tracks. According to the country's Interior Ministry, the woman died at the location while the man was hospitalized after losing both his legs.
Source
Now normally, it isn't nice to find amusement in the misadventure of others. Unless of course, that misadventure was entirely self created and no one
unrelated to it was hurt by it. On some other sites they even give awards called a "Darwin Award" (For removing yourself from the gene pool before
you could breed and make more). Given who got the full Darwin here and who simply got Runner up? I think they meet the breeding requirement. Someone
ought to submit this to that other site as a qualified candidate for consideration.
How 'into it' do you have to be to NOT notice a 10' - 13' Engine coming down your track to squash you like a cartoon? Apparently, it was one heck
of a time those two were having....until the climax, of course.
Darwin needed...Track 1! Clean-up needed...Track 1! err... I can't help it. Some accidents just hit that way. err... nvm... I leave this for
consideration before I have any more pun here.