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Mom's Visit

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posted on Nov, 14 2004 @ 12:18 AM
Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her
mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate
She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather
and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's thoughts,
Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just
to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not
saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not
saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother
which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy.
But the fact remains that if Suzy was sleeping in her own bed, you
would have found your gravy ladle by now."
"Love - Mom"
-j; )

posted on Dec, 14 2004 @ 07:22 PM
It must have taken a lot of imagination to come up with something like that. Either that or it actually happened

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