posted on Sep, 21 2013 @ 03:15 PM
Haha! I got a better story for ya. My buddy had these Mormon kids visiting his house frequently to tell him about the word of god, yada yada. So one
time, he invites them in. And after talking to them for a while, he asks, "Why aren't there any girl Mormons that come around?"
They just hand off some feeble excuse and he says, "Don't tell me you Mormons are all...gay?" They didn't like that response very much and started
to get intense. So my buddy pretends to be disappointed and says, "Well, that's the whole reason I invited you in here. I thought we could get a
little more...personal. I do like young men."
Those Mormons suddenly remembered some pamphlets they absolutely had to retrieve. They never returned.
And in the spirit of this thread, try putting on a robe, getting a glass of wine, and putting on some porno. When you answer the door, swirly the wine
and say, "Oh, we were just discussing him!" The sounds from the video will start playing and that should work.