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Drunk and boarish: swigging pig hogs 18 beers at campsite...then picks fight with a cow?!!!

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posted on Sep, 15 2013 @ 01:00 AM
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www.theguardian.com...


Campers told to lock up food and drink after feral pig goes on bender in Western Australia and ends up in altercation with cow...





A rampage by a feral pig that consumed 18 beers has prompted warnings for people at campsites to properly secure their food and alcohol. The pig struck at the DeGrey River rest area, east of the remote Western Australian town of Port Hedland in the Pilbara, according to the ABC. The animal was seen stealing three six-packs of beer from campers before ransacking rubbish bags for food. One camper reported seeing the pig guzzling the beer before getting involved in an altercation with a cow.


Now I have heard it all...the extremes some Australians will go to to get their beer....I mean they blamed this on a feral pig? It is a conspiracy...the pig was clearly set up to be the patsy, someone explain to me in terms I can understand like a 5 year old...How did the pig open the cans with hooves? He picked up a can with his mouth, smashed it then drank the beers? and not one but 18? I am surprised some bushmen didn't shoot it after the 2nd beer.

Man, slow day in the "bush"....I got a kick out of it and a huge chuckle....I know the MODS will most likely move this, but what the heck....thought we could all use a laugh...and perhaps a beer or 2 or 3 or 18....then we can go tip some cows.






Soul
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posted on Sep, 15 2013 @ 01:59 AM
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Haha, read this earlier. Apparently the pig was last seen asleep under a tree or bush!! Maybe it was nursing a piggy hangover. Poor pig
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posted on Sep, 15 2013 @ 01:59 AM
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feral pig goes on bender

That is so damn funny.

They make it sound like he had a hard week at work and is just trying to get some R&R over the weekend.

Well, At least it isn't HOGZILLA. I would hate to see that bad boy go on a "Bender".



posted on Sep, 15 2013 @ 02:00 AM
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Ahh. Cow tipping. Not something you hear about all that much anymore. Guess it's not civilized enough of a past time for the youth of today.



posted on Sep, 15 2013 @ 02:02 AM
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No greasy eggs and BACON for this poor pigs hangover cure.



posted on Sep, 15 2013 @ 02:23 AM
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This is soo funny but yes,how did he get the beers open? Well they say where there's a will there's a way(or a dead relative) Maybe the beers were in cans,that's what I figure.



posted on Sep, 15 2013 @ 05:38 AM
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This is not so far fetched as you think, About 20 years ago my then Father in Law invited me for a few beers at his mates second hand yard. ( They were in the demolition business and kept a lot of the goods on site prior to demolishing the buildings and sold them off secondhand).
Anyway they had a pet pig and it was the hugest animal I have ever seen up close.
When we arrived the pig was sound asleep as it had on the previous night raided their beer supply and had consumed about 30 cans of beer. Apparently it picked them up in its mouth, bit down and guzzled the beer
leaving a huge mess in its wake. You can imagine he wasn't too popular at the time.



posted on Sep, 15 2013 @ 06:48 AM
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Any pig that drank that much of my beer could be considered well marinated and should be tender on the BBQ
Start the cooking while I make a beer run.



posted on Sep, 15 2013 @ 09:13 AM
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What a great mascot for a frat-house or motorcycle club! A pig like that could be legendary!

Thanks for the break from the doom-porn, gave me and my ole lady a good laugh.

ETA: The ole lady just said they should have a "pickled pig hunt". Yeah, pickled pig's feet on the hoof.
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