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September 17th World Wide Flu Epidemic

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posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 01:56 PM
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Tuesday September 17th 2013 Boss's, Managers and Bussiness owners all around the world will be inundated with staff members between the ages of 16 to 35 calling in sick with the flu.

Report here if people start calling in sick on the 17th at your work place




posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 01:57 PM
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What makes you say this?



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 01:59 PM
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Yup, sounds interesting. Is there a mass movement planned by the twitter and Smartphone crowd? And why that day, etc..?



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 02:00 PM
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sueloujo
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What makes you say this?


This entry on Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org...



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 02:01 PM
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That's three days away. It takes more than three days for a flu epidemic to ramp up.
Not gunna' happen.



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 02:01 PM
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That is strange, my white pine tree just told me I will be making pine needle tea in a couple of days
I've had a lot of mucus in my lungs and nose for three weeks now but haven't got around to making tea to treat it.
I think that is what is refered to laziness.



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 02:06 PM
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Haha..well I will be free of the bug!



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 02:09 PM
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NeoSpace

sueloujo
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What makes you say this?


This entry on Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org...


I think you could be correct!!


I will e-mail my staff a reminder that September the 17th will officially be known as 'Don't even think about it' day.



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 02:10 PM
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Very funny, but should be in the jokes forum, IMHO.



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 02:14 PM
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I have it right now. With no one to call. Whah !



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 02:24 PM
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You are subject zero then, the one with whom the outbreak starts. At least we know who started the outbreak now!



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 02:31 PM
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I am quite sure that on the 17th Sept there will be many people around the world call in sick due to the 'flu. Just as there will be many people around the world reporting that it is raining. Or they saw the Sun rise. Or they have a hangover. Or they need time off work to attend a family funeral. Or discussing something they saw on TV the night before.

Now, if there was a day when none of this happened. THAT would be a miracle .....



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 02:42 PM
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Report here if people start calling in sick on the 17th at your work place


Something tells me this will have more to do with the release of GTA V and not some sudden onset of a world wind flu pandemic that would mean the end of mankind.

Honestly, thats what will happen, most anticipated entertainment release ever, it will be like a world cup final, everyone will phone in with the "flu".



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 03:30 PM
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if its worldwide isnt that considered a pandemic?


2nd



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 03:47 PM
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As long as that doesn't extend to delivery drivers, I'll be happy. I have a new computer with a GTX 760 in it arriving that day and all set for the release.

I'd take it kinda personal if someone's "flu day" meant I had to wait two days...since Wednesday is all day at school.


* The game and the computer are a coincidence ...but my first new comp in a few years is coming Tuesday.. Finally.
edit on 14-9-2013 by wrabbit2000 because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 03:53 PM
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This very probably true. Grand Theft Auto 5 is released on that day!



posted on Sep, 14 2013 @ 03:54 PM
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Well I just sneezed while reading this but it was cigarette smoke in my nose that caused it while I was laughing







 
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