posted on Sep, 13 2013 @ 07:38 AM
As I have ingested a large amount of tea over the decades I consider myself a pioneer in the field of
, specifically my own theory of Constrained Tasseography.
If you will kindly furnish me with the colour of your third pet's eyes, your favourite word when you were out on Wednesday, and which planet you are
from I will kindly (and free of charge) drink a cup of tea and then use the discipline I have spent many years honing to predict what will happen to
someone, somewhere, sometime (maybe).
I eagerly await my legions of followers.....
edit on 13-9-2013 by Tidnabnilims because: spellingz
ETA:- I am also developing the technique of 'Beanbag Philosophy', more on this later.
edit on 13-9-2013 by Tidnabnilims because: Beanbag
Philosophy must become real