Teenage exorcists who say Harry Potter has corrupted the world head to Britain armed with Bibles and

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posted on Sep, 9 2013 @ 10:52 PM
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"I got the devil in me, come to my house!"

 




Response by the estimatedprophet,


They will go over to your house "ONLY" if you like it in the "Harry-Potter!"



No disrespect but I think that's how they work!

And I also read that they have "Condemns" for their lord, "which would be used on you," since your the one that's going to get the exorcism, and that "mean devil" out of you.




I also heard that the fraudulent male priests, have to go in first, in-order for taking those nasty Sexually Transmitted Demons" out of you!



It also sounds like it might hurt,
so tell them to bring along "extra wholly lubricated Vaseline"...They are pros, because they have been practicing this kind of stuff for a very long time now, so I suppose it my pinch a little or maybe hurt like hell!


Good Luck!



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posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 03:54 AM
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"Brynne Larson, 18, and sisters Tess and Savannah Scherkenback, aged 18 and 21, are determined to rescue London's youngsters from evil spirits, which they say they are inviting to possess them by reciting the spells in the Harry Potter books."

These morons need to get laid more often!


Seriously when are they going to bring out the show "Americans do the funniest things"? LoL

I hope Dumbledore hexes there arse good and proper for there blatant attempt at slander towards Hogwarts School of Magic. LoL

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posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 04:53 AM
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What, so where are all the ATS christians posts defending their sisters march on the infidels ?

I'm kind of curious how these teenangels are going to majik the uk youth into unreading the harrypotter books.

It would be an awsome court case to have JK Rowling versus the god squad hammering it out, with prayers and wands on whose books are the more morally beneficial for children.



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 05:01 AM
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Another point these Christian siblings seem to have missed is that they also have been influenced and possessed by passages/spells from a book. Its called the Bible!


I wonder what they make of Tolkien's Lord of The Rings? I suppose they think Gandalfs the Great is Lucifer himself!
LoL
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posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 05:35 AM
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Oh man, this is good. You know, if they want to make a reality TV show about this it may be one I watch. I can't imagine anything funnier than these three coming to Scotland and trying any of this nonsense on us. Ha



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 05:42 AM
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ProfessorChaos
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Easily one of the most ridiculous crusades in modern times that I've ever heard of, and I'm a Christian.


ALL, crusades were ridiculous ... why most christians have the need to convert others, and preach their stories to others?(or kill them and torture them, in the dark times of the past) They see people of other religions or atheists, as enemies. why is that? Jesus didn't act like that.
So if they are christians, why they don't just forgive those H.P. fans instead of declaring ''war''
This thing is not new to the christian dogma, and certainly not the only incident in our days,
believe whatever you want, but respect others and reject fanaticism and religion racism, cause some ''soft-minded'' individuals will always act like that.



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 05:55 AM
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I think people who don't believe in God are an embarrassment to all humans. Once a country loses believe in God they are no longer a country anymore. Occult stuff is extremely serious and it is the occult that has helped destroy what would have been an awesome world. Encouraging kids to say spells that invite demons, you think that's a joke? Far Far from it. Why do you think Hillary is the high priestess in the NWO occult? You think so she can make pretend in a fantasy world ?? No way its all 100% real and that show takes it lightly.

No pagans can get demons out, that should be proof enough, only the Holy Spirit can. Most so called Christians don't actually have the Holy Spirit so I understand the confusion. Think about it, most the problems Jesus and the Apostles had were with the fake "religious," people. Only 1 out of 20 so called Christians actually have the Holy Spirit in them and most of those people that do, are kids that have not gone through puberty and Mothers.

There isn't a person in the history of humans who have died and not ended up proclaiming Jesus and His Father the true creator of Heaven and Earth and everything in them...unfortunately once their physical life passes it's too late to repent (even though they do for eternity) and the pain felt in the 4th dimension (hell) is 100 times more severe than any pain you could feel in the physical dimension here. All you have to do read the bible with faith, obey his law, and you will soon feel the power of the Holy Spirit! Problem is most so called Christians don't obey the law so they are not saved. This comes from someone who lived that way for too long and is sick of the lies.

God is raising up a new army and those kids are part of it. Best wish um your blessings. Real Talk. Everyone is entitled to their opinion right??
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posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 05:59 AM
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Aaaaand reality check. First of all, these total geniuses are forgetting one thing. Britain has got plenty of zealots already, and does not need any more, lest the weight of thier arrogance and stupidity weigh down our mighty nation, and see it sink beneath the waves of the sea.

Second, much as I personally hate the entire franchise which encompasses Harry Potter and his pathetic peer group, I cannot allow that hatred to make me forget that the books which tell tale of him are works of fiction, tame, boring, childish and spineless, but works of fiction none the less.

When I was twelve I was reading tales of such sorcery and chaos, that even the most pathetic mages in those tomes would have stripped the flesh from a whelp such as Potter, and scattered his bones to the four winds without even the merest movement of an eyebrow. Am I a worshiper of dark beings from the hell realms? No, I am a Christian, but that does not mean that I cannot enjoy a good yarn, and here we come to the crux of the issue.

There are serious threats to the souls, and the physical liberty and lives of the human race, which have nothing to do with the likes of Harry Potter, which pervade all areas of life, in all nations. The forces which prey on our species and our eternal souls are not easy to discern, thier sources on Earth are not obvious, are difficult to reach, and buried beneath layer after layer of lies, treachery and heresy. Many of them are hidden within organised religion itself.

That these three glory seeking halfwits have picked Harry bloody Potter as a target to go after, shows that either these individuals have no idea of the existence of other, genuine targets for thier work (making them dullards at best), or that they know precisely the scale of the enemy, and chose to avoid doing the real work of God, by going after a fictional character, from one of the most tedious works of fiction ever created, because it is easier, and less dangerous for them to do so.

If these three were really here to do the work of Christ, in the name of God, then they wouldnt have a bit of media attention drawn toward them, because such battles require a certain level of tactical awareness, and surprise is an effective tool in war, wether your battle is against flesh, or against spirit.

In summary, I find this crusade of thiers to be the most utterly pointless endevour undertaken in the name of Christ since the war for Jerusalem, back in the day when a good sword arm was worth a kings ransom.



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 06:42 AM
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In fact, they see Britain as a hotbed of occult activity


Did they deliberately overlook places quite a bit closer to home?



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 07:19 AM
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And all the while we thought it was the " video games" Now we know, take them damn bibles away or your kid too will become a religious nutcase's trying to rid the world of top selling authors. These kids need a dictionary, they have certainly gotten Fiction & non-fiction confused. But then again they read the bible, so never mind.



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 07:23 AM
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That red head girl in the middle is gorgeous, wouldn't mind her coming over to try exorcising my Harry Potter demons, I'd have her corrupted and smoking Gillyweed in no time.



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 07:29 AM
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"I think people who don't believe in God are an embarrassment to all humans."

Believe in a deity or deities is one thing.

Believe in organised religion is a whole other kettle of fish. Down that road lies nothing but the retardation of freedom of thought and expression!


People need no priest to commune with their creator. All that's required is quiet prayer.

I should also add any God worth our attention does not require us to kill in his name something organised religion has promoted throughout recorded history. I really cant imagine any deity that requires a crusade against Harry Potter!
LoL
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posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 09:04 AM
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Oh, and one more thing (couldnt edit my own post to include this, but it needs saying).

One of these young ladies is the daughter of Bob Larson, a pastor who claims to have expunged myriad deamons from people, AND CHARGES FOR THE SERVICE!

Heres the thing that marks this whole gig as a sham. This is a preacher, a man of God, who says things like "Faith isnt free."

If Jesus Christ were here, he would kick the ever loving hell out of Mr Larson, for ignoring the lesson he taught to the traders in the temple...
John 2:13-20 in case anyone is interested. This guys twisted progeny is coming to MY homeland, and telling US how to avoid the pitfalls of allying ourselves to darkness? I dont think anyone who has been taught faith by that man has anything to say to anyone. I dont even think they would rack up as being as spiritually sound as Anton Lavey!



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 09:40 AM
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If the Harry potter books have got you thinking that youngsters are turning to a life of bad magic and evil spirits, you should read some of England's history books!

Or anything out of Hollywood in the post 2 years.

What about the twilight series? Vampires? LOL No dont be silly, thats all clearly fiction



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 10:13 AM
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ALL, crusades were ridiculous ... why most christians have the need to convert others, and preach their stories to others?


I have allways been convinced that, deep deep down most christians don't believe a word of it, and it is far easier to attempt to convince others of their delusion than admit to being gullible idiots and face up to the realities and unknowns of life.



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 11:11 AM
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I hope someone films all of that, just to see them get shot down and back on a plane the next day



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 11:17 AM
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Authors worldwide are searching Harry Potter literature for that spell that sells books.



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 11:49 AM
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Emma Thompson could take them on.
I'll bring the Jello if someone has a pit.



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 11:56 AM
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Just wanted to chime in that not everyone in Arizona is this mentally challenged.

Just most of the folks up in Phoenix. In their defense, though, at least they can spell "Phoenix" most of the time.

Oh, forget it... it's a sweltering hotbed of crazy stupid... who am I kidding.





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