posted on Sep, 9 2013 @ 10:18 AM
Introduction:
Present Day.
Prologue
[1]
The greatest revelation of all history is told today by Fry Chef. [2] This is prophecy, not connected to any heresy but formatted in the way revealed
by our savior, Jesus Christ. Woe of thee snickering. Woah to those excited. Wow, to everyone who translates this. [3] May it always be written
properly so the day be marked. Revelation is near.
Greetings and Doxology
[4]
White,
To the scientists, skeptics, hopefuls, delusional; to the volunteers;
To [5] myself. My future self. Thank you. Keep working hard. I am where I want to be in life. Exactly. Whatever I [6] am doing tomorrow, I will make
the best of today, and always remember the past clearly.
[7] “Phi Alpha I am an Epsilon” I type here, now. “who is, [8] will always be, a gentleman”
Fry’s Transcendence of Knowledge
[9] This is public. Everything physical will be public. Soon. [10] Energy travels at 1 AU / yr. There is no physical exception. Knowledge is not
physical. The world will know. We are the receptive, the curious, the bored, and the intelligent. The imprint of life is left in the trail of the
energy broadcast by earth. Warp brings us into the past. Not physically, but with the knowledge. [11] The microphones we have developed, when warped
to the right spot in space will share our most private conversations we have had, will have and are having, with anyone with receptiveness, curiosity,
time, and intelligence. [12] The camcorders we invented placed in space, when paired with a warp communicator turn doubt into truth.
[13] REMOVED HW-USA [17]
[18] The only secret in life is your thoughts. Share if you volunteer. Seek help if you feel delusional. Befriend other hopefuls. Find diversity in
differing skepticism. Understand [19] a chef can build a device to see our history, calculate a trajectory, launch and trail the planet, throw out all
the knowledge gained that is not needed to cook dinner, and type at the same time. But someone did it for me.
[20] Don’t get paranoid Dr. Harold White, but you will never master cube zero warp. I did it first theoretically, and found…
Revelation
[21]
WE ARE NOT ALONE AND THE REST OF THE INTELLIGENT UNIVERSE IS FRIENDLY, END WAR GOTO SPACE
Chapter One "REMEM"
The year is 2085. The date is August 24th. Chef Evans is sitting at his desk, enjoying his favorite hobby. "REREM" Real-life Electronic Reminscing.
This time he is on a small budget. Healthcare is always more expensive then the past and the ecomony is down again. One of his sous chef calls and
says his restaurant needs the ansul needs repair again. It failed the test and made a huge mess in the kitchen. He wants to see the accident first
hand. He logs into his WWW.REMEM.TV account and pulls up his business profile. He taps on the 4d-gps coordinates of when and where he wants to pull
up. He selects audio and video.
His wife walks in a asks whats up. He explains the situation and she yells at him for adding on the inspectors surface thoughts on his premium
membership. An accountant facetimes him and reads off the inspectors surface thoughts as they watch the scene unfold. There goes his 100 year old
birthday fund. At the end of the scene the representative asks if he'll do a survey, he agrees.
An email comes the next minute about ads for life stories videos and holograms viewable on www.remem.tv
He needs cash so he orders a biobot online for extracting his life story to sell.
He presses it to his temple. His nanohealth system kicks in and his palm lights up red. Please relax. Five minutes later his upload is complete. He
adds the title, "Warped Story of a Chef" Uploads it to remem.tv and it is featured.
The credit from people wanting to know about his life he spends on one thing. He opens up his facebook contact book, fishes out everyone who replied
to his rough draft he sketched in 2013, and contacts them with free offers of his life story audio and visual for their audio visual and surface
thoughts while they were replying. Now he gets some sleep and waits for them to agree or not.
Chapter 2 "PIRATEREM"
Content Removed By ****-USA (Classified Doc 3933-4)
Hope you win, Fry
Chapter 10 "Divorce"
His life was stolen. The entire story. He has no privacy and he is not alone. An interesting man is the prize of a man in search of credit for
experiences.