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A rant about ranting rants and the rants that ranting rants rant about.

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posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 11:46 AM
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Now I don't want to go off on a rant here. . . . oh hell, who am I kidding. . .



I come to ATS because I enjoy it.

35% of the time I am serious.
39% of the time I am absolutely silly.
47% of the time I am in between serious and silly
38% of the time I accidently hit ATS when I was looking up "art" pictures.


I don't want to insult anyone who comes on this site for valid reasons, nor do I wish to insult those with real gripes.
I try to remain polite and respectful to everyone, even those with whom I find myself in disagreement.

I just think people need to laugh a little more.

Oh sure, we have wars, aliens, evil politicians, zombies, . . . . . . . oh crap.
( Now I'm bummed. . . . )

But we have to find time to laugh. Even if it is at ourselves.

So this rant is against all the seriousness. It is separate from everyone else's stuff, so if you're going to come on this thread and be all serious and stuff, then I only have one thing to say to you. . .





posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 12:03 PM
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What? It's Sunday, don't we have to be serious on Sunday?

And I'm still not sure you're REALLY a bunny,,,,
:



posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 12:12 PM
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"35% of the time I am serious.
39% of the time I am absolutely silly.
47% of the time I am in between serious and silly
38% of the time I accidently hit ATS when I was looking up "art" pictures. "


Bunny that's 159%.



How the hell are you here 159% of the time? Even if you subtract the 38% of the time you end up here by accident it's still 121%.

I smell a conspiracy brewing.



posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 12:14 PM
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Star and Flag for the title alone





35% of the time I am serious.
39% of the time I am absolutely silly.
47% of the time I am in between serious and silly
38% of the time I accidently hit ATS when I was looking up "art" pictures.

Without a link to the source for those stats I don't believe them



posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 12:22 PM
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Originally posted by Bassago
reply to post by beezzer
 


What? It's Sunday, don't we have to be serious on Sunday?

And I'm still not sure you're REALLY a bunny,,,,
:


Even God took Sunday off, so I think it's cool.

And yes, I am a real rabbit.



posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 12:23 PM
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Originally posted by gotya
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"35% of the time I am serious.
39% of the time I am absolutely silly.
47% of the time I am in between serious and silly
38% of the time I accidently hit ATS when I was looking up "art" pictures. "


Bunny that's 159%.



How the hell are you here 159% of the time? Even if you subtract the 38% of the time you end up here by accident it's still 121%.

I smell a conspiracy brewing.


There are three types of people in this world.

Those that are good at math.

And those that aren't.



posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 12:26 PM
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Originally posted by gortex
reply to post by beezzer
 


Star and Flag for the title alone





35% of the time I am serious.
39% of the time I am absolutely silly.
47% of the time I am in between serious and silly
38% of the time I accidently hit ATS when I was looking up "art" pictures.

Without a link to the source for those stats I don't believe them


I'd link the source but my analyst said if I gave out their number one more time, they'd cut my medications.




posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 12:30 PM
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beezzer ... I wish I knew you and your wife in real life.
I bet you guys would be a real hoot to hang out with.



posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 02:47 PM
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LMAO

Why didnt I see this thread an hour ago???
I just made a thread about booger eating coz I thought the boards looked a bit intense today


I coulda just come here instead of now having everyone on ATS think I eat my boogers Hahahahahaha



posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 03:13 PM
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I needed that,
allow me to add to the mix!



posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 03:24 PM
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Originally posted by FlyersFan
beezzer ... I wish I knew you and your wife in real life.
I bet you guys would be a real hoot to hang out with.




She's the serious one, I tend to be rather silly.



posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 03:29 PM
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Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
LMAO

Why didnt I see this thread an hour ago???
I just made a thread about booger eating coz I thought the boards looked a bit intense today


I coulda just come here instead of now having everyone on ATS think I eat my boogers Hahahahahaha




*whew*

You just saved me from the follow-up thread on butt-scratching!




posted on Sep, 8 2013 @ 03:32 PM
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Awesome!



posted on Sep, 9 2013 @ 12:36 AM
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Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do?

Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!

True story.



posted on Sep, 9 2013 @ 04:46 AM
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Beezzer is one of my favorite posters here, 99% of his posts tend to make me chuckle



posted on Sep, 9 2013 @ 06:52 PM
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This.


Im just kidding..



I seen a rant about useing the word "this" to like something here and found that a funny rant!

So I switched "this" to boobs then added yep at the end.

So for this thread I say :

Boobs....YEP!

Its majicalydonkyfartdelicious



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 12:07 AM
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Having an official place to rant is a good thing. Who knows...maybe it's helped save a few marriages, relationships, friendships? I can't stand friends and family who rant and moan and complain to me every single time I talk to them. Don't we all have a friend or family member who we dare not ask, "How are you today?"
This is a nice place to blow off steam into the netherlands of official venting/ranting p****** and moaning. I'm sure all who know me appreciate this "safe zone."
The rest of the time I smile and look pretty



posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 07:14 AM
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Considering the life I have lived...

I take having a sense of humor deadly serious.




posted on Sep, 11 2013 @ 05:29 AM
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off-topic post removed to prevent thread-drift


 



posted on Sep, 12 2013 @ 05:53 AM
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I didn't know anyone had a sense of humor, anymore, Beezer. Have you noticed? America has become worse than Germany. I am not joking.

Of course I'm not joking, I'm an average American. I'm not intelligent or free enough to make jokes.
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