G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackasp (Censored)

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posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 08:24 PM
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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackasp.”



The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President. “Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackasp moves, my friend.” As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.


Oh my, is this the start to WW3?
Visit the link to read more! Oh and I edited the word jackasp obviously.


G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackasp
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posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 08:31 PM
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Is this real?



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 08:37 PM
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Originally posted by darkbake
Is this real?


Hehe no it's satire. The writer is a comedian.



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 08:38 PM
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With some of what has happened in the last 12 months and particularly the last 30-60 days? I have to admit...This was far far too easy to believe. It's too close to what wouldn't surprise me in the least.

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posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 08:44 PM
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Originally posted by darkbake
Is this real?


I wanted to give it a few more minutes before I let the cat out of the bag. You have to admit it is funny, and near believable.



Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”

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posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 08:45 PM
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It's late here and i can say you got me as i thought this was real for a moment..




P.S you're avatar is freaking me out
edit on 6-9-2013 by coolcatt because: A avatar is stopping me from logging out and going to bed HELP?



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 08:48 PM
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Have to admit the way the author wrote it out, it was a little hard to catch. But the The New Yorker is known for its bland smart humor.



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 08:55 PM
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Believable all right. I just sent the link to 3 of my friends already. Doh!



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 09:00 PM
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Originally posted by Trubeeleever
Believable all right. I just sent the link to 3 of my friends already. Doh!


Lol. Well you'll know which ones bit the bait when you hear tires squealing to the bunkers. Lol



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 09:09 PM
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Your not wrong. Well I guess I better put out some fires.



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 09:13 PM
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If ...."IF" President Obama had the balls to say that to Putin we would be talking about the late President Obama.



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 09:18 PM
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Originally posted by Trubeeleever
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Your not wrong. Well I guess I better put out some fires.


rofl



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 09:22 PM
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Originally posted by gotya
If ...."IF" President Obama had the balls to say that to Putin we would be talking about the late President Obama.


He would have the nvts once! ONCE! Lol



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 09:24 PM
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I believed it but only because I misread the title. I thought Putin called Obama a jackass. Seemed plausible.



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 09:30 PM
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Originally posted by Bigburgh

Originally posted by gotya
If ...."IF" President Obama had the balls to say that to Putin we would be talking about the late President Obama.


He would have the nvts once! ONCE! Lol


Right.


His last mistake in the line of mistakes.



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 09:45 PM
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I will admit today I was tired of all the doom and gloom. So I saw that Alissa Milano has put out a sex tape. Only to find it was a very good marketing ploy. Seems everyone fell for it.

Which brings me to this. EH HEM IF MODS ARE WATCHING. since the launch of ATS 5/3. an ad for Watch my GF and Badoink keeps popping up in their ad Popper upper thing. And it just did it again. And crashed my tab. No other site I go to does it except here.

Is this happening to anyone else. I notified ATS but they are probably to busy with other things at the moment.
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posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 09:55 PM
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Originally posted by Domo1
I believed it but only because I misread the title. I thought Putin called Obama a jackass. Seemed plausible.


Now that is 100% believable.
I really do think Putin would rather wrestle a bear than to face Obama at the G20.



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 09:57 PM
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Originally posted by elouina

Originally posted by Domo1
I believed it but only because I misread the title. I thought Putin called Obama a jackass. Seemed plausible.


Now that is 100% believable.
I really do think Putin would rather wrestle a bear than to face Obama at the G20.


I was going to say that too but didn't have the guts.

To say Putin called Obama the jack a$$.
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posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 10:03 PM
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Why not it's true he is a jackass.

I'm sorry but when the truth is spoken.....



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 10:05 PM
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Originally posted by gotya
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Why not it's true he is a jackass.

I'm sorry but when the truth is spoken.....


Lol. I know that's why it makes more plausible and funny.

Oh I see what happened. Few post up some one not you misread the title and thought Putin called Obama the Jack a$$. I misread the misread. So who's the jask a$$ ?.... Meeeeee!
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