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God Save Us From The Health And Safety!

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posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 06:11 PM
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You wear high vis,
And steel toe boots,
Frag proof goggles,
Arc proof too!
Eight different types,
Of saftey gloves,
And a helmet in case,
Of death from above,
You have protection,
For every plight,
Every erection,
Gets the armour of a knight,

Never change a lightbulb,
Unless you're qualified,
Never use power tools,
Or you may well die!
Dont fix your house,
Or sweep the street,
Or fold your laundry,
To keep it neat,
And God in heaven!
Dont save a life,
Because legal fees,
Can cut like a knife,

Thats the Health and Safety,
Not just spoiling all our fun,
But forcing us into laziness,
And remaining on our bums,
Men no longer need to sweat,
And toil upon thier homes,
We're banned from sodding EVERYTHING!
Even adjusting garden gnomes!
Moving is illegal,
Effort is a sin,
Please God in heaven,
Let the end begin!




posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 06:19 PM
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Very very nice.


S&F



posted on Sep, 6 2013 @ 06:20 PM
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Cheers sonny1


Thanks for reading!



posted on Sep, 7 2013 @ 09:59 AM
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That was really nice my friend.

Thanks for sharing that

Hope you are having a wonderful day. And remember to smile




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