Okay, one more ATS joke:
Narrator: Phage walks into a bar.
Phage: Actually it was a pub.
Narrator: Phage walks into a pub, to get a drink.
Phage: No. I went in to use the phone.
Narrator: Phage walks into a pub to use the phone...to report a ufo.
Phage: That's ridiculous. It was a plane.
Narrator: Why would you need the phone if it was just a plane?
Phage: Because it was off course.
Narrator: How do you know it was off course?
Phage: I know everything.
Narrator: But this is supposed to be a joke.
Phage: It's not funny. Technically, a joke is meant to be amusing.
Narrator: Hey, this is MY joke.
Phage: What is your source?
Narrator: I'm just making it up.
Phage: Pics or it didn't happen.
Narrator: *sigh* A conspiracy theorist, a religious fanatic, an alien, a politician, Sceptic Overlord, a brit, a yank, an aussie, several ATS
subject matter experts and a dwarf walk into a bar .......
Phage: It's still a pub.
Narrator: I give up.
(P.S. No hard feelings Phage...it's a joke, lol)