posted on Sep, 5 2013 @ 04:41 PM
reply to post by cody599
A conspiracy theorist, a religious fanatic, an alien, a politician, Sceptic Overlord, a brit, a yank, an aussie, several ATS subject matter
experts and a dwarf walk into a bar ...........................
1. And the barman asks The Conspiracy Theorist who has Skeptic Overlord on his head ‘What the hell is that?’. To the barmans surprise Skeptic
Overlord replies, ‘I don’t know – it started as a wart on my ass and just grew.’
2. ......... in Louisiana and finds they’re holding a contest. The Brit is curious and enquires so the bartender tells him the details: ‘First you
have to drink three bottles of moonshine. Second, you go out back and pull a sore tooth out the mouth of my pet ’gator. And last, you have to go
upstairs and have sex with Ma Jackson, the town’s oldest, ugliest prostitute. If you can do all that in one hour and stay conscious, you win a
year’s supply of beer.’ ‘Sounds tough,’ says the Brit, ‘but I’ll give it a go.’ The Brit drinks the three bottles of moonshine then,
completely plastered, staggers out back to find the ’gator. After half an hour of crashes and screaming, the Brit crawls back covered in bruises and
cuts, ‘Okay,’ slurs the Brit. ‘Sho were ish the old broad wid the bad tooth?’
3. After a while the Aussies' curiosity gets the better of him and goes over to the Religious fanatic and asks......"Why do Jewish men like to watch
porno movies backward?" The fanatic replies "We like the part where the hooker gives the money back"
4. and the Dwarf immediately hand gestures to the barman. The Alien is curious and asks one of the ATS SME's "what did he just do that for", the ATS
SME replied, "Oh, that's just a Microwave".
5. A Politician.
Thank-you and good night.
edit on 5-9-2013 by Sublimecraft because: ...............A Dyslexic walks into a bra...............