posted on Sep, 2 2013 @ 11:08 AM
This post is from a response, however, it turned into something more complicated, so I thought I might share it as a thread:
1) Never lie to children.
2) Never judge others.
3) Always believe in yourself.
3) Do what you want, I don't care.
4) I love you.
The question mark is what you get to say and do, your "religion" - as you believe in yourself, and follow the two rules with the exception of the
Of course my religion has some "occult" and they are two secret laws:
6) Never make promises.
7) Never answer a yes or no question definitivley.
There is also a metaphysical side to my religion:
Two square for the first two brackets, two square for bracket one and bracket three, two square for bracket two and three, three sides, number five is
the capstone, and, you have a pyramid.
My religion also has some herecy:
8) "God Loves You".
Luckily, my religion has a saviour, Catz, and he declared:
9) "God loves me!"
Poor Catz was punished brutally prior to his conversion, however, upon his realisation, his sins were relinquished, and he became the saviour of my
Lastly, it also has a "Secret School" and it is here that we learn of the reason for his punishment.
10) He was a pervert.
Asides from this there is little written about my religion, however, there has also been some conspiracy:
A) Is it Cats or Catz?
B) What does the "z" stand for?
C) It stands for "Capture And Torment Snakes".
In response to this, the "Secret School" has three levels, in the form of "two clues" and "the answer":
Level i) She was a snake, and he was a pervert.
Level ii) He was a snake, and she was a pervert.
Level iii) God loves all.
There is also a retalliation by some of the conspiracy theorists, of recent, a special code has been found, and roughly, it translates into:
11) I AM A CAT